Farting in the stands...

[ICbornNraised]

Haha, TGIF. Seriously though. I've smelled some foul stuff on gameday.

Thoughts?


DON'T FORGET TO CAST YOUR VOTE.

 

[ajbrand33]

if i had to go to the bathroom every time i had to fart, id be the guy that has to go to the bathroom too much. if i just fart in my seat it seems it affects less people than making a whole row stand up once every quarter or so...seems to be the lesser of two annoyances

 

[homerHAWKeye777]

My apologies to anybody who has had to sit behind me!

 

[ICbornNraised]

if i had to go to the bathroom every time i had to fart, id be the guy that has to go to the bathroom too much. if i just fart in my seat it seems it affects less people than making a whole row stand up once every quarter or so...seems to be the lesser of two annoyances

True. Cast your vote.

 

[imported_ankle23]

ok, as long as it is me doing the farting. not ok for anyone else.

 

[ISUcy08]

I smelled some of the worst farts ever at the Iowa game. Terrible. It was making my Hawk fan sick. What do you expect though, when you have people drinking Keystone and Busch Light, while eating hot dogs and brats all day before the game?

 

[VintageHawkeye]

OP must sit near Seff.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

I smelled some of the worst farts ever at the Iowa game. Terrible. It was making my Hawk fan sick. What do you expect though, when you have people drinking Keystone and Busch Light, while eating hot dogs and brats all day before the game?

Because all that Natty Light clone fans drink make Jack Trice sell like roses...

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Because all that Natty Light clone fans drink make Jack Trice sell like roses...

Why wouldn't you just put that azzhole on ignore, HFN? Every time you respond to clown troll, it feeds them.

 

[DJL]

Haha, TGIF. Seriously though. I've smelled some foul stuff on gameday.

Thoughts?

After a long morning of tailgating, a little crop dusting is to be expected.

 

[ISUcy08]

Why wouldn't you just put that azzhole on ignore, HFN? Every time you respond to clown troll, it feeds them.

Because all that Natty Light clone fans drink make Jack Trice sell like roses...

Chill Vin. I wasn't even talking Hawk fans. I just said AT the Iowa game. Not that Hawks have rank rectums. The game was in Ames, so there were more ISU fans. We were probably the culprits. Jeez, the game is over. I'm trying to be civil now.

When I was in the student section while I was at ISU you could taste the farts they were so bad. Every week, never failed.

 

[CPHAWK82]

What if you tried to rush to the bathroom and accidentally let it go while standing in front of someone? That would be much worse. Might as well sit on it and let it out slowly

 

[bitmap]

It's a risk we all take given that the air currents in Kinnick are, uh, unpredictable.

And it happens at the Strand too, just saying...

 

[raspberrytea]

if i had to go to the bathroom every time i had to fart, id be the guy that has to go to the bathroom too much. if i just fart in my seat it seems it affects less people than making a whole row stand up once every quarter or so...seems to be the lesser of two annoyances

There is an easier way than getting up.

 

[Billso]

"Do you mind if I smoke?"

"No - do you mind if I fart?"

 

[ISUcy08]

There is an easier way than getting up.

Did you just draw that?

 

[74Hunter]

It's more fun to fart in an elevator.

Just sayin......

 

[ssckelley]

It's more fun to fart in an elevator.

Just sayin......

I was thinking in a church, but elevators work to. Especially if you are next to someone you can blame it on.

 

[MeanDrunkR2D2]

I just dutch ovened the elevator here at work. What do you think my answer is?

 

[HawkeyeMHA]

Is it ok to double-decker the toilet at Jack Trice?