Thank my old lady. When we moved to Iowa City from Japan the first thing she bought was one of those and we cooked on it our first night in IC because our power hadn't been hooked up yet. It's part of my camp kit and my tailgate kit and we use it routinely in winter for hot pot dishes. It could change your life. Imagine Thanksgiving, stove is overflowing, your brother in law brings his single, hot sister over. "OH NO, WE'RE OUT OF ROOM ON THE STOVE AND WE DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO COOK THIS GRAVY." You hear the voice of an octogenarian woman "welp, these idiots ruined Thanksgiving yet again."
"NOT SO FAST GLADYS!!!" Boom, here comes ssckelley with his trustworthy butane burner. Saves Thanksgiving. Best gravy anyone has ever had. That brother in law's sister can't take her eyes off you.
"Dear Penthouse Forums:
Things like this never happen to guys like me,,,"
You're welcome, pal. You're welcome.