Don't believe that tramp from the office when she says "don't worry about it I'm on the pill" and "I love you and I would never betray your trust" and "if you leave your wife I'll leave mine" and "now that we are no longer seeing each other I promise it won't be awkward" and "this sexual harassment investigation wasn't my idea" and "I really need to see you I don't care about that restraining order".
DO believe her when she says "this in innapropriate for the work place" and "I'm recording this conversation" and "if you don't take off my underwear off your head this instant and leave my house I'm calling the cops".
Wait, am I doing it wrong?