Don't contact recruits by...

[DuffMan]

Posing as a student in their HS and sitting behind them in home room or next to them at lunch.

It just struck me that if some people don't realize contacting recruits via twitter/fb was a bad idea they might not realize this is too.

Come to think about it we should probably start a list.

Don't contact recruits in the following ways:
1) Facebook or Twitter
2) Posing as a HS student and sitting behind them in homeroom or next to them at lunch.
3).....

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Umm...what if we already have a date to prom? It's getting a little late in the game to back out and NOT look like a total D-bag...

 

[coonhawk]

Don't contact recruits by....

3) Switching bodies with your teenage son only to become the most popular kid in school

 

[HawkeyeShane]

4) Don't dress up as a really smokin' hot chick and give him a handjob in the backseat of a car...like they do at Wisconsin...

 

[DuffMan]

5) Pretending to be a doctor and trying to convince him while giving school mandated athletic physicals.

 

[2xer]

6) banging his mom.

 

[BlckNGldHwk]

7) sending a singing herky-gram to their part time employer.

 

[Section136]

8) Weeping outside their house while singing the Iowa fight song and threatening to cut your wrists if they do not commit to the Hawks.

 

[scourt]

9) Offering him a big pay day directly. Go through his father, then he won't have any knowledge of the offer, and he'll be eligible to play.... re: Auburn

 

[Ronco]

4) Don't dress up as a really smokin' hot chick and give him a handjob in the backseat of a car...like they do at Wisconsin...

What if it really is a smokin' hot chick? That has to be ok, right?

 

[DuffMan]

10) Sending any type of communication that starts off with "I read about you on a message board".

 

[HawkinGoferLand]

11) skywriting "Come to University of Iowa" from an airplane over his house

 

[HawkinGoferLand]

12) sending notes via carrier pigeon

 

[HawkeyeShane]

What if it really is a smokin' hot chick? That has to be ok, right?

Absolutely! But they don't have any of those at Wisconsin...

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

I tried to contact Jonah Pirsig as a bathroom attendant at a Red Lobster he was at. I tried to towel him off and he punched me. I told him I was a Minnesota fan though so hopefully I scored us some points.