Does ISU beat Iowa if the game was played on the moon?

EddyP

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I think this would actually help Iowa because Jantz would be less mobile due to the zero gravity. JVB's passes may float a bit more but I think our bigger receivers could take advantage of that. Thoughts?
 


Iowa would kick the ever lovin crap out of the clowns on the moon.
One name: Professor James VanAllen (RIP)
 


It all boils down to coaching, and CPR > KF, even on teh moon.
 


I think zero gravity would help SJ to be even more mobile. It would also make Iowa's playcalling even more predictable.
 


It all boils down to coaching, and CPR > KF, even on teh moon.

Come on Vin, you were all on my case for being a downer. You are willing to annoint Woodbury as the savior of the bball program without playing a game but you are willing to ignore a decade of KF being a pretty good coach.
 


Maybe Steel Jorts wouldn't complete those frickin 3rd and 15 or 20 passes on the moon as easily. On the other hand, maybe he would.
 






Assuming on the moon we would be playing on a 2 mile long and 1 mile wide field (Cuz a gravity an wut not) The question is, would we go for a fourth and 1 or settle for a 1700 yard field goal in OT?
 






Yes! Without question!

In one sixth gravity the Iowa kickers would finally get enough distance on their kickoffs that requires ISU to down the ball as touchbacks and start their drives on the 20.
 


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You are all ignoring the kicking game. Iowa scores points every possession on the moon. ISU doesn't.

so raspberry...what are THE KEYS to this week's game vs Pitt?
what areas should the coaching staff KEY on?
 


We have Woodbury now. We no longer need all these "gameplans" or "keys to the games".
We no long need coaches or anything else.
Teams will just bow down to our awesomeness and give up.
 


I think this would actually help Iowa because Jantz would be less mobile due to the zero gravity. JVB's passes may float a bit more but I think our bigger receivers could take advantage of that. Thoughts?

Moon? maybe. Mars? no way.
 










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