DJK On KGAN last night
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briankaldenberg
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DJK is a sly and conniving young man who is saying all the right things that NFL coaches and ownership who are considering DJK would want to hear from him right now. Which credit goes to him, he could be saying a lot of other things.
I wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pull. It'd be great if he can turn it around, but he's a huge gamble for an NFL team in my opinion. Maybe Cincinnati will take the plunge?
I wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pull. It'd be great if he can turn it around, but he's a huge gamble for an NFL team in my opinion. Maybe Cincinnati will take the plunge?
GravyJones
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What if you had a pole? Would you touch him then?
LG210
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10-foot pull? I have heard a lot of people mess up a lot of colloquialisms, but never this one.
hawkfarmer
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You must have a crazy wingspan if you can manage a 10 foot pull. Do you have any eligibility left, Fran may be calling.
Of course I have to kid as that is what we do when someone makes a mistake on this board right?
LG210
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I was thinking it may have something to do with tractors, or incredibly suped-up mopeds.
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Hawkeye11en1
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How would you know he doesn't mean those things? Do you know him? No? Oh, ok then. Go back to grade school.
hawkfarmer
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Shoot I just listened to it. Sounds legit to me. I have no idea, but as far as i can tell he's doing what he needs to do. he knows he made mistakes through out his career and he's dealing with that.
OUTofTOWNHAWK
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Hay give him a brake.
LG210
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albertyoungisgood
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Once heard a friend say "no blood loss" as in,
"There's no blood loss between DJK and Coach Ferentz."
and while we're on the topic, has anyone else noticed how game announcers regularly switch up "on track" and "untracked"?
Some say, "Smith is off right now, he needs to get back on track."
Others say, "Smith is off right now, he needs to get untracked."
"There's no blood loss between DJK and Coach Ferentz."
and while we're on the topic, has anyone else noticed how game announcers regularly switch up "on track" and "untracked"?
Some say, "Smith is off right now, he needs to get back on track."
Others say, "Smith is off right now, he needs to get untracked."
Exactly, a 10-foot pull off a bong would just get him higher than a kite.
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LG210
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My wife once said that her boss was so mad that she "thought he was going to throw a gasket."
Also, she always says "bold face lie" instead of "bald face lie".
Quite endearing actually, because it always makes me laugh.
Iowafarmgirl
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So I take it DJK was inteviewed to discuss mixed metaphores? Or did he talk about his arrest? Maybe he did both, and killed two birds while stoned.
hawkdrummer1
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Every time I hear "un-tracked" I scream at the TV.
One of my new faves is....
"they're both the same". Both the same as what?
One of my new faves is....
"they're both the same". Both the same as what?
hawktransplant
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DJK was a great player for the hawks. He has some growing up to do and i bet he will do just fine.
Sirhouseman
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Best one ever:
I had a teacher friend who had thought half-assed was actually half-fast. So, she would get after her kids from time to time and remind them not to do their work half-fast and they would do better. She didn't get why her kids would snicker until one of them told her. I would have given anything to get a picture of the mortification on her face when she realized what she had been doing.
I had a teacher friend who had thought half-assed was actually half-fast. So, she would get after her kids from time to time and remind them not to do their work half-fast and they would do better. She didn't get why her kids would snicker until one of them told her. I would have given anything to get a picture of the mortification on her face when she realized what she had been doing.
GravyJones
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each other?
