Dennis Dodd to Be Fired

PeoriaHWKI

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.. if he were to have been found having an affair with a male intern at CBS.


Have fun with this ****** bag Hawkeye fans! Time to take off the gloves!
 


Perhaps he has pictures of the president of CBS and a farm animal.
 


Unconfirmed sources have alleged that Dudd is a journalist however there has been no evidence brought forth to support this claim.
 












There's a rumor floating around that Dennis Dodd clubbed a baby seal that tried to stop him from helping Michael Vick electrocute and drown dogs...unconfirmed, of course...
 


Unsubstantiated reports are in that Dennis Dodd was performing two shows a night as a speedo dancer at the infamous Blue Banana in Las Vegas.
He was however escorted out of Las Vegas by LVPD and told to never come back for spitting into the brown eye of a blind camel.

Unconfirmed report.
 
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What's a day like for Dennis Dodd? Well, there have been a lot of ups and downs throughout the days of Dennis Dodd's career but none more plausible than the continuous lack of self worth that this so called writer faces each and every day. Depression is tough to kick, especially when you suck $hit as a writer yet somehow need to make a career out of it because you are even worse at everything else. Each day Dennis might take a break from his pen and paper, stroll to the bathroom where he looks at his pathetic member, finishes, pauses while washing his hands and looks in the mirror to tell himself that he is not a loser, his wife is faithful, and lies again to himself that his life is not a waste. As the sun sets on the day and it is time to make way back to his unsettled household, Dodd probably has a hard time not wanting to swerve in front of that semi, but somehow holds it together for one more commute to come home to his slut wife hoping not to see an unfamiliar car in the driveway. When he gets home they may argue about his ED and and why she's drunk again which ends with Dennis having to run out for a pack of smokes and the wife to the neighbor's. The next morning, he could just stay parked in the closed garage with the car running but somehow musters up the energy to write one more awful story, lacking any credible facts or sources and laughs in the faces of all those angry readers hoping that he has possibly made a few minutes of their day as miserable as his entire existence.

Again, could be true, seems possible...
 








Guys, it's been done...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DydBxorhc&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Glenn Beck: Did he murder & rape a young girl in 1990?[/ame]
 


According to rumors running rampant on the internet, Dennis Dudd has applied for a job with the National Enquirer but was summarily rejected. A spokesman for the Enquirer reportedly stated "we have standards to maintain and a journalist of his low caliber would be a stain upon the stellar reputation and fine name of our respected newspaper."

Dudd could not be reached for a comment, as he was allegedly desperately seeking a farm animal willing to lower it's standards. It has been suggested that his search is in vain. None of this has been substantiated, however, posting it is generates a lot of internet traffic so trivialities such as truth, facts, and decency are not important enough to be considered.
Future developments will be reported as they occur, or as they are fabricated, whichever is more convenient.
 


A bag full of puppies and rocks was found at the bottom of Dennis Dodd's swimming pool...still looking for confirmation at this time though...
 






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