Dafuq I Just Read?

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Maxwell: College sports are not helpful - Iowa State Daily: Opinion

Leave it a clown to come up with this masterpiece...

 

[You]

I am not alone in feeling bad about being a loser.

I do not like knowing my school’s teams are only trying to win, and every time I think about it, I cannot help but feel pity for those who lose to us.

This article is the most perfectest thing ever in print. It's going in my Evernote.

 

[damnfinn]

that could be the dumbest ******* thing I've read. Thanks HFN for posting that

 

[1hawkeye1]

Not sure if serious?

 

[twinlaker]

Doublewide is trollin big time

 

[twinlaker]

Someone please tell me this is from the Onion.

 

[ColoradoHAWKEYE]

Wow, just wow. Dr;tl, but skimmed, and feel like I still lost a precious minute or two of my life. Ames should be soo pwoud.

 

[H8IAST8]

I stopped here:
Because this team represents our university, this means that our school also can be called a “losing school,” and as a student, that makes me feel sad.

 

[atxhawk]

Author is a computer engineering major from California, that pretty much sums it up.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

This article is the most perfectest thing ever in print. It's going in my Evernote.

Evernote...you use that a lot?

 

[sportstalent]

I just read that and it makes me sad that I did...what a piece of work. I wonder if he got a swirly that day from a football player.

 

[FCAS]

"Outside of professional sports, competition is not useful."

Yeah, this guy is going to be real successful in the real world.

 

[CWooD4]

Obviously it is a poorly written satire... the guy tried doing similar shoddy satire about the could weather as well.

 

[atxhawk]

Obviously it is a poorly written satire... the guy tried doing similar shoddy satire about the could weather as well.

Trying to make a point there woody?

 

[okeefe4prez]

Obviously it is a poorly written satire... the guy tried doing similar shoddy satire about the could weather as well.

Yeah, that was my guess as well. Irregardless, I bet this fella will be living in Williamsburg, have a full on lice infested beard and be going by "Zander' in roughly 5 years. This country is doomed.

 

[Billso]

Many people have developed hatred towards animals that represent rival schools. This is likely a major cause of people everywhere disliking our school mascot, the Cyclone. Most media coverage of cyclones outside of ISU sports is negative.

I can't compete with logic like that.

Or with the judgment of a guy who moves from Monterey, CA to Ames, IA, on purpose.