Cyclone Haiku

[1hawkeye1]

5-7-5 format please. Let er rip:

Pauw Woads he so pwoud
Ronald is waiting for Hawks
Crank up the jock jams

 

[99topdawg]

Half Price Stadium
Has a big jumbotron, but
Nothing worth watching

 

[ICHawk24]

Sam E Richardson
Will be crushed, while the Hawks burn
Sam B Richardson

 

[99topdawg]

Wait, it's supposed to be a Cyclone Haiku? OK, here's my best Tavernclown effort:


Steele Jantz Steele Jantz Steele
Jantz Steele Jantz Steele Jantz Steele Jantz
Seneca Wallace

 

[hawkfan2679]

If I-S-U wins
Will there be a postgame vid?
Seneca Wallace

 

[Clowns]

I love the Cyclones
The day after tomorrow
They need a good win

 

[99topdawg]

I love the Cyclones
The day after tomorrow
They need a good win

Go back in the closet!

 

[atxhawk]

Three bowl wins all-time
Ricky Stanzi has three too
Bowl futility.

 

[hawkdrummer1]

is that our exit?
wait, this is a football field
some ugly scoreboard

 

[eveningnewsteam]

What in the F***
This stadium is a joke!
Time to kick some ***

 

[Section136]

Cyclone momentum
Pollard and Coach Woads sold it
Ha, dumbazz clown fans

 

[HawkAttack]

hard to sell out when
your colors are pee yellow
and menstrual red

 

[1hawkeye1]

Coach plays air guitar
Another cyclone first down
That's something......I guess

 

[metahawk]

Image they can't shake
His favorite food is pie
Ketchup mustard face

 

[hawkdrummer1]

mom, dad, this is Bess
I met her at I S U
son, Did she just Moo?

 

[atxhawk]

mom, dad, this is Bess
I met her at I S U
son, Did she just Moo?

That's gold Jerry, gold!

 

[You]

Loss to FCS
Victory for UNI!
It's a load of crap

 

[You]

Stadium arms race
Scoreboard size doesn't matter--
Just the final score

 

[You]

Super Bowl '13
The loser has to take home
The Pewter Fam'ly

 

[HaydenHawk56]

Hayden runs up score
He owns clowns without mercy
Ferentz chomps his gum


Superbowl oh my
Sammy Davis Jr one eye
Cyclowns suck no lie

I am U N I
Running past Ames Clown Moo U
Chomp snort fart kneel down