Cubs seek new "Voice of Failure....errr...Wrigley Field"

[DwayneTwill]

Cubs invite fans to audition for PA announcer job - Chicago Breaking Sports

The Cubs announced a contest Monday giving fans a chance to become their next public address announcer at Wrigley Field.

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According to a Cubs' release, candidates must have "strong vocal talent, skilled readership and a deep knowledge of baseball," and also must "be comfortable announcing to sold-out crowds and proficient at enunciating complex player names."

Probably should also have an optimistic outlook on life.

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=6166832