Corn

[storminspank]

It was big in this game.

 

[HawkeyeHypnosis]

Were first they are third. Ha beat em again!

 

[gohawkz]

I thought they grew more corn then Iowa. I debated that once and someone said I was wrong. Was that guy full of bologna?

 

[TwinCitiesHawk]

I thought they grew more corn then Iowa. I debated that once and someone said I was wrong. Was that guy full of bologna?

I believe Iowa produces the most corn per capita in the world. Or something like that.

Also, did you know that 78% of statistical facts like that are made up on the spot?

 

[ssckelley]

wasn't that stat 2.1 billion bushels? I forget

 

[BuiltLikeWilt]

Iowa, Illinios, Nebby Illinois 1 in soy beans

 

[CyChamp]

Corn is overrated. He "combined" with Brommer and May for 0 points. Ugly, too... has big ears.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

I believe Iowa produces the most corn per capita in the world. Or something like that.

Also, did you know that 78% of statistical facts like that are made up on the spot?

And 62% of those fake statistics are made up by men.

 

[ssckelley]

Iowa, Illinios, Nebby Illinois 1 in soy beans

CORN DAMMIT!!!!

 

[HawkeyeHypnosis]

The $5 Billion Corn States | AGWEB.com

From article:


USDA has reported that there were five states in 2011 that generated more than $5 billion in corn sales:

Iowa -- $14.5 billion
Illinois -- $12.3 billion
Nebraska -- $9.4 billion
Minnesota -- $7.0 billion
Indiana -- $5.3 billion
*

 

[CAARHawk]

When I told my nine year old that Nebby were the Corn Huskers he said, "What a fail! They are playing the number one corn state!"

 

[storminspank]

You guys are failing to see the cornsequences of this thread.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

You guys are failing to see the cornsequences of this thread.

You mean...like what you said is corny?

 

[DuffMan]

And 62% of those fake statistics are made up by men.

and 92% of women believe the men when those statistics are delivered at a bar at 1:30AM.

 

[CyChamp]

You guys are failing to see the cornsequences of this thread.

Are you copying my corn pun theme here? What are you, a "stalker"?

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

and 92% of women believe the men when those statistics are delivered at a bar at 1:30AM.

That's because 100% of the women at the bar at 1:30am are as desperate as 100% of the men still at the bar at 1:30am.

 

[DuffMan]

That's because 100% of the women at the bar at 1:30am are as desperate as 100% of the men still at the bar at 1:30am.

That's 100% false because 50% of the men realize there will always be a 1:30AM at the bar tomorrow while 80% of the women are worried that they are 32 years old and their last egg on earth is moving from their ovaries to their cervix as they sit on the bar stool.

 

[storminspank]

Are you copying my corn pun theme here? What are you, a "stalker"?

Ah, I was just continuing it from our live chat. I'm amaized you didn't pick up on that.

 

[CyChamp]

Ah, I was just continuing it from our live chat. I'm amaized you didn't pick up on that.

Sorry, I wasn't in your chat tonight.

So, did you chat about seeds?

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

That's 100% false because 50% of the men realize there will always be a 1:30AM at the bar tomorrow while 80% of the women are worried that they are 32 years old and their last egg on earth is moving from their ovaries to their cervix as they sit on the bar stool.

80% of the women may be worried about their eggs, but 60% of the guys want someone to make them some eggs in the morning.