Constructing "that other guy" on these boards

[Other]

You know the guy I mean, is here to seriously discuss sports only and wants you to know how his sports knowledge is far superior to yours....here we go:


1- Eats a bowl of Total every morning for breakfast, nothing else.

2- Drives with hands at 10 and 2 all the time, even while backing out of the garage.

3- No matter where the meal takes place, always has a napkin over his lap. Would be the only dude in Kinnick with a napkin over his jorts so he doesn't get nacho cheese on them.

4- Drinks martinis and consider himself "classy" when doing so.

5- Has sex ONLY in the missionary position.


Anything I'm missing?

Actually I prefer huevos rancheros and doggeystyle.

 

[clicheusername3]

Drives a mini-van or "sport-cute" and defends that vigorously.

 

[atomicblue224]

Actually I prefer huevos rancheros and doggeystyle.

actually i prefer mile high style and nuclear water wait what the heck im talking about....... never mind...... go ahead