Constructing "that other guy" on these boards

[Section136]

You know the guy I mean, is here to seriously discuss sports only and wants you to know how his sports knowledge is far superior to yours....here we go:


1- Eats a bowl of Total every morning for breakfast, nothing else.

2- Drives with hands at 10 and 2 all the time, even while backing out of the garage.

3- No matter where the meal takes place, always has a napkin over his lap. Would be the only dude in Kinnick with a napkin over his jorts so he doesn't get nacho cheese on them.

4- Drinks martinis and consider himself "classy" when doing so.

5- Has sex ONLY in the missionary position.


Anything I'm missing?

 

[99topdawg]

Anything I'm missing?

Maintains his anonymity by referring to himself as Section 136 on internet message board.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Maintains his anonymity by referring to himself as Section 136 on internet message board.

That's not anonymous. He tells you exactly where you can find him. Section 136. He's the one in the Hawk hat.

 

[Section136]

Maintains his anonymity by referring to himself as Section 136 on internet message board.

That made me laugh but is false.

 

[FalseMirage]

6.Congratulates self because message board posters post messages in a thread on a message board.

 

[EddyP]

I have a problem with #2 and #5.

 

[99topdawg]

That made me laugh but is false.

Sorry man, it was too easy.

How 'bout "wears jersey of favorite sports team to family get togethers, unless it's Christmas, where he dresses himself up with team sweater vest".

This is my wife's uncle, who I would imagine fits the description you listed above. Reminded me of him when I was reading your OP.

 

[Section136]

Forgot one:

7- Only wears whitey tighties, usually so tight that they talk an octave higher than normal.

 

[cibula11]

uses his nose hair trimmer more than once a day.

 

[metahawk]

Looks up the meaning of "Whar" and "Brah" on UrbanDictionary dot com.

 

[atomicblue224]

Looks up the meaning of "Whar" and "Brah" on UrbanDictionary dot com.

what kind of man put napkin on his lap?

 

[truehawk]

Reads books.

 

[ajbrand33]

i love parody threads!

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Sorry man, it was too easy.

How 'bout "wears jersey of favorite sports team to family get togethers, unless it's Christmas, where he dresses himself up with team sweater vest".

This is my wife's uncle, who I would imagine fits the description you listed above. Reminded me of him when I was reading your OP.

What? Are you saying it's bad taste to wear a Hawks shirt to family get togethers? Since when? What if the whole family is doing that? Even at Christmas!

 

[hawkIhoops]

Never had a martini and drink Miller High Life Lite....not that I thought you were referring to me. Props to you and your posse for the parody thread, although based on the response rate, I would have to give myself a high 5 for being the real slim shady.

 

[DuffMan]

Never had a martini and drink Miller High Life Lite....not that I thought you were referring to me. Props to you and your posse for the parody thread, although based on the response rate, I would have to give myself a high 5 for being the real slim shady.

make sure you let go of your wang first, it would get messy if you don't.

 

[Bigtenchamp]

Plays from the back tees but shoots 125

 

[austinhawk]

You know the guy I mean, is here to seriously discuss sports only and wants you to know how his sports knowledge is far superior to yours....here we go:


1- Eats a bowl of Total every morning for breakfast, nothing else.

2- Drives with hands at 10 and 2 all the time, even while backing out of the garage.

3- No matter where the meal takes place, always has a napkin over his lap. Would be the only dude in Kinnick with a napkin over his jorts so he doesn't get nacho cheese on them.

4- Drinks martinis and consider himself "classy" when doing so.

5- Has sex ONLY in the missionary position.


Anything I'm missing?

Dumbest , most idiotic post ever!

 

[FalseMirage]

Dumbest , most idiotic post ever!

You obviously haven't read any of your own posts.

 

[austinhawk]

You obviously haven't read any of your own posts.

Time to ignore your dumb###. Buh bye! You're whats wrong with these boards!