Clown Stupidity

[GlenKillSter]

Does it get any better than watching these imbecilic know-it-alls argue:

Money breaks his toe, in cast for two weeks - CycloneFanatic

PS:

WR with a broken toe? Dude is toast until October!

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

I had a broken toe once. I poured a beer on it and peed on it every time I showered and it was cured in three days. This clown guy should be cured by at least Labor Day.

 

[thejumper5]

I had a broken toe once. I poured a beer on it and peed on it every time I showered and it was cured in three days. This clown guy should be cured by at least Labor Day.

Peeing on stuff is the way to go. Back when I used to play LF for the Cubs, I would pee on my hands to toughen them up. They were so tough that I didn't even have to wear batting gloves.

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

I had a broken toe once. I poured a beer on it and peed on it every time I showered and it was cured in three days. This clown guy should be cured by at least Labor Day.

Youre thinking of herpes of the foot.

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

Peeing on stuff is the way to go. Back when I used to play LF for the Cubs, I would pee on my hands to toughen them up. They were so tough that I didn't even have to wear batting gloves.

Wait a second. How much of this it true?

 

[528646]

LOL...that thread is funnier than crap! I didn't think this was possible, but I'm pretty sure they're worse than us when it comes to this stuff!

 

[Chickenlounge]

Wait a second. How much of this it true?

He didn't say WHICH Cubs he played for. Chicago? I-Cubs? Little League? T-Ball?

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Youre thinking of herpes of the foot.

Yes! Damn! How did I confuse a broken foot with herpes! You pee on a foot with herpes and poo poo on a broken foot. Thank God I got that cleared up...

 

[ArizonaHawkeye88]

The crickets you hear is I crying for the clowns. I'm sure they cried for us last year.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

****! I ran out of toilet paper! I have doodie on my foot and no more TP! How am I supposed to handle a broken toe and a foot covered with poo at the same time?!?!

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

Yes! Damn! How did I confuse a broken foot with herpes! You pee on a foot with herpes and poo poo on a broken foot. Thank God I got that cleared up...

Well thats all fine and dandy till you break your nose.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Well thats all fine and dandy till you break your nose.

Yoga. That's the secret. Wear the nose plugs the swimmers use and just suck it up. I would rather be healed and have doodie on my nose than have a broken nose...

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

****! I ran out of toilet paper! I have doodie on my foot and no more TP! How am I supposed to handle a broken toe and a foot covered with poo at the same time?!?!

Welp you would have to pee on it and then you would be back where you started.....wait so what is this thread about?

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Welp you would have to pee on it and then you would be back where you started.....wait so what is this thread about?

I am confused. I have urine and feces on my foot and I have one square of TP left. WTF is the correct way to handle herpes on my foot, with a broken ankle? I just need some professional advice?

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

I am confused. I have urine and feces on my foot and I have one square of TP left. WTF is the correct way to handle herpes on my foot, with a broken ankle? I just need some professional advice?

Ohhh now I remember its rub some dirt on it. Im sorry about the poo and pee on your foot that was over kill.

 

[Hawkfromnorwalk]

Ohhh now I remember its rub some dirt on it. Im sorry about the poo and pee on your foot that was over kill.

Dirt! Why didn't I think of that? I better go take a shower...

 

[imported_ankle23]

Dirt! Why didn't I think of that? I better go take a shower...

money. just classic clown stuff here. here's a guy who calls himself money and clown nation thinks he is going to be a savior. truth be told, he is below average to average. what's he ever done v. iowa - let's hope he takes a leek or two on his big toe so he can play and drop WR screen passes.