Sit in the nosebleeds.
I kick myself. I had a chance. I had a free weekend. My kid who's in Iowa City had a "free" weekend and would have loved for me to come. Early conference schedule game. Tickets were only like $100. I was lazy.
Now, I will have to wait for it to die down a bit and go stay in Indianapolis. My wife and I don't know anybody there and have no reason to go to Indianapolis, other than for a Fever game. Just to see. In person. And who knows what that will be. It will feel nothing like it would seeing the rest of the cast and crew of this team that, dammnit, has come to mean so much. And I have zero stake in it. Other than, it's my alma mater and one of the most sensational things ever to happen in sports at my alma mater.