Chippewa Haiku

[Palpatine]

Can we play a second or third string QB to get them some experience pleeeeeeeeeease!

I fixed it for you
It was almost a haiku
Break it into lines...

Can we please play a
Second or third string QB
For experience?

 

[dmShortSaledude]

No backup QB
play with 1st team
Very bad for Hawkeye

 

[dmShortSaledude]

Almighty Belichick
No play backup QB
With first team....

NFS Kirk?! The Patriots season would be OVER if Brady went down. Maybe that's why the 1st team in the NFL gets paid a few million more than the backup. Where as your backup brad banks might be better than the starter.... I'm not insinuating, I'm just sayn.... Crap I got off ********....

 

[ajkhawkeye]

Thank god we found him
He will run over the Chips
Weisman for Heisman

 

[1hawkeye1]

Can we play a second or third string QB to get them some experience pleeeeeeeeeease!

Look fella. It's called haiku. 1st line 5 syllables, 2nd line 7 syllable, last line 5 syllables. Tighten it up or GTFO! Watch this:

This ain't jr high (5 syllables)
We don't hand out playing time (7 syllables)
Players gotta earn (5 syllables)

 

[FalseMirage]

Gracias amigo...gracias...

thank you, amigo
your kindness is a blessing
gracias, my friend


FIFY

 

[1hawkeye1]

Chippewas coming
Less than excited for game
Haiku action dead

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Chippewas coming
Less than excited for game
Haiku action dead

At first it was lame
A few attempts were ok
But Shane ended it

 

[racerhawk]

Driving from Wisky
Girls wearing their shorty shorts
Everything is fine

 

[racerhawk]

A good IPA
Weisman seven yards per run
I'm a happy guy

 

[FalseMirage]

hey gary barta
what the hell is going on?
high price ice, uncool

 

[FalseMirage]

will the inside source
continue spelling lessons?
the shadow knows not

 

[HawkeyeShane]

will the inside source
continue spelling lessons?
the shadow knows not

FM reads too much
The Inside Source? Who is that?
He sounds like a tool

 

[FalseMirage]

Freaky has a prob
with the new emoticons
unexpressivness

 

[FalseMirage]

FM reads too much
The Inside Source? Who is that?
He sounds like a tool

it has been thought that
The Inside Source is toolless
really hard to say

 

[FalseMirage]

Jackson, Michigan
where even the crack houses
have showers installed

 

[1hawkeye1]

Instead of looking
forward to a Hawk beatdown
take any win now

 

[SeventhSon]

willpower fails me

swore not to join haiku thread

vow has been shattered

 

[1hawkeye1]

willpower fails me

swore not to join haiku thread

vow has been shattered

At first thought, too hard
Once I started could not stop
Like my meth habit

 

[FalseMirage]

when meth reels you in
might as well shoot yourself cuz
good life is over