Chippewa Haiku

[1hawkeye1]

5-7-5 format. Go:

CMU it's on!
Season ticket holders say
Hey we just got screwed

 

[FalseMirage]

tiny Chippewa
please help to keep the score low
I double wagered

 

[nationalchamps]

We're the Chippewa's
Glad we're not Iowa State
The Cyclowns still suck

 

[hawkdrummer1]

Central Michigan
Just what the Doctor ordered
Better score some points


Directional Schools
Now which on are these guys?
never mind. Kill em

 

[FalseMirage]

kill them, but kindly
no need to run the score up
less than 50's fine

 

[Billso]

Bullies of Big Ten
Return to lay wood on Chips
QB weeps softly

 

[hawkdrummer1]

kill the chippewa!
politically incorrect
sally will ban me

 

[Palpatine]

Chippewa mascot
Cannot come into Kinnick
If dressed like Tonto

Where is CMU?
In the mit or in the schlong?
State is funny shaped

 

[SuntailHawk]

First game in Kinnick
Since I was but a young lad
Beat those Chippewas!

 

[racerhawk]

Pride of Mount Pleasant
Are you ready for the Boom?
I know where you live

 

[racerhawk]

Lovely Chippewas
I hope you make the D line
Look like the Niners

 

[racerhawk]

This is what we need
A small, directional school
To rebuild manhood

 

[racerhawk]

Slay the demons of
VanderChristianShermanBerg
Score many touchdowns

 

[FalseMirage]

from the Chippewa
on down of the big lake they
call Gitchigami

 

[BigD]

Can we play a second or third string QB to get them some experience pleeeeeeeeeease!

 

[Billso]

Can we play a second or third string QB to get them some experience pleeeeeeeeeease!

Not Haiku!

 

[BigD]

Lol,

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Poor poor CMU
What else can I even say
The Weisman cometh

 

[racerhawk]

I like that one, Shane!

 

[HawkeyeShane]

I like that one, Shane!

Gracias amigo...gracias...