Bye week is like ________ (fill in the blank)





Bye week is like waiting to pee at a university lot during tailgating. You wanna go SOOOOO bad, and it feels like you have to wait an eternity.
 




The bye week is like working your mojo for 5 weeks with the hottest chick on campus getting ready to "score" next weekend only to find out when Saturday comes, she's a premarital virgin.
 


Bye week is like gameday, but without the game. In other words, it's exactly the same only completely different.
 








...getting a text from your new hot girlfriend she has to cancel this Friday but will be available next week.
 


...getting a text from your new hot girlfriend she has to cancel this Friday but will be available next week.

Or the "Haha! Can't wait to see you again!" text from same girlfriend, followed by the "oops, wrong person" text...:(

Edit: Sorry, I got off topic...:(
 








Well I'm sure for the players (especially the ones that are dinged up) its ....like a breath of fresh air. For everyone else its like drinking lukewarm tap water at a tailgater.
 




Bye week is like, you know, my only chance to catch up on anything and everything I've been ignoring every Saturday. I'll probably watch a few game reruns on my DVR
 


Bye week is like rolling your way into the semis only to realize when you check the schedule that those fks down at the league office have once again ignored the fact that you don't roll on Shabbos, thereby causing you great angst, irritation and potential loss of mojo, not to mention creating a cavernous gap in your personal schedule requiring creative realignment of the time-space continuum and attendant activity substitution forthwith. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? All right then!
 


Bye week is like, you know, my only chance to catch up on anything and everything I've been ignoring every Saturday. I'll probably watch a few game reruns on my DVR


This is exactly what I was just getting ready to type. A much needed timely break in the weekly action to keep my marriage in tact.
 






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