Bye week is like ________ (fill in the blank)

[HawkeyeRyno]

Fill in the blank:

"Bye week is like ____________"

 

[clicheusername3]

bye month

 

[tm3308]

Bye week is like waiting to pee at a university lot during tailgating. You wanna go SOOOOO bad, and it feels like you have to wait an eternity.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Fill in the blank:

"Bye week is like ____________"

The bye week is like being the "designated driver"...everywhere you look everyone's having a great time, but you...

 

[HawkeyeRyno]

The bye week is like working your mojo for 5 weeks with the hottest chick on campus getting ready to "score" next weekend only to find out when Saturday comes, she's a premarital virgin.

 

[Hawke]

Bye week is like gameday, but without the game. In other words, it's exactly the same only completely different.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Bye week is like gameday, but without the game. In other words, it's exactly the same only completely different.

What the...dude, you just blew my mind!

 

[Hawke]

What the...dude, you just blew my mind!

I think I blew my mind too, now I have a headache.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

I think I blew my mind too, now I have a headache.

I feel fine...no, no...there it is now...dammit...

 

[SDK46]

...getting a text from your new hot girlfriend she has to cancel this Friday but will be available next week.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

...getting a text from your new hot girlfriend she has to cancel this Friday but will be available next week.

Or the "Haha! Can't wait to see you again!" text from same girlfriend, followed by the "oops, wrong person" text...

Edit: Sorry, I got off topic...

 

[InNormwetrust]

Or the "Haha! Can't wait to see you again!" text from same girlfriend, followed by the "oops, wrong person" text...

Edit: Sorry, I got off topic...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A]YouTube - The Price is Right losing horn[/ame]

 

[OUTofTOWNHAWK]

Do you know how long it would feel if we had started the Coker thread this week.

 

[thejumper5]

. . .going to the kitchen for a midnight snack and finding an empty cupboard.

 

[Stealthawk]

Well I'm sure for the players (especially the ones that are dinged up) its ....like a breath of fresh air. For everyone else its like drinking lukewarm tap water at a tailgater.

 

[thejumper5]

. . .a fortune cookie, sans fortune.

 

[MNHawkeyeFreak]

Bye week is like, you know, my only chance to catch up on anything and everything I've been ignoring every Saturday. I'll probably watch a few game reruns on my DVR

 

[albieahawk4ever]

Bye week is like rolling your way into the semis only to realize when you check the schedule that those fks down at the league office have once again ignored the fact that you don't roll on Shabbos, thereby causing you great angst, irritation and potential loss of mojo, not to mention creating a cavernous gap in your personal schedule requiring creative realignment of the time-space continuum and attendant activity substitution forthwith. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? All right then!

 

[ColoradoHAWKEYE]

Bye week is like, you know, my only chance to catch up on anything and everything I've been ignoring every Saturday. I'll probably watch a few game reruns on my DVR

This is exactly what I was just getting ready to type. A much needed timely break in the weekly action to keep my marriage in tact.

 

[hawkfaninTX]

your girlfriend offering a HJ instead of a BJ