Big-10's real problem is its colors

I agree. Too much red. Does anybody have a color wheel handy? Hawks get to keep their black and gold, but we'll change everyone else.
 
Somebody else needs to go green, or orange maybe. Pink! That's it! Minny needs to show everyone how it's done and wear pink all the time.

I did think of the green issue, but MSU seems to have a lock on that one.
Orange.....Illinois sorta kinda wears it, so the "new" owner must wear only Orange.
Brown! (head thump)...as mentioned in another post....why didn't I think of that?

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Illinois--orange on top, white on bottom. Reverses when on the road. Blue is forbidden. Chief Illiniwek is reinstated.
Indiana--white (all the time)(visiting teams get to keep their home colors). New mascot is a rock. A white rock.
Iowa--no changes whatsoever.
Maryland--spaz uniforms. Cannot wear exact same pattern twice in one season. The mascot's turtle shell graffiti'd to match.
Michigan--no changes, other than they finally get a mascot. A menacing big-@$$ black wolverine....perfect.
MSU--no changes. Sparty continues to be the best two-legged mascot.
Minnesota--no changes at home, pink for all road games (and that goes for their metrosexual mascot)
Nebby--keeps red at home....burnt orange on the road. Thus they never play @ Illinois. Mascot keeps on truckn as is.
NU--purple and white only. Black is forbidden. Willey gets a mean look about him.
OSU--no changes. Pride themselves on having the best program yet worst mascot ever.
PSU--No changes. Lion can stay as is. Must never ever be powder blue however (because see below)....
Purdue--look too much like Iowa's, thus, they are relegated to brown. Two tone, shades left up to a student vote. Boiler Pete looks like a UPS guy, they re-dress him carrying boxes, get a huge new sponsor and make millions.
Rutgers--Goth, both home and away. Scarlet Knights is changed to just Knights. Coolest mascot; a knight in black armor on a horse.
Wisconsin--Powder blue. Top and bottom. Camp Randall is completely re-painted for their new look. Bucky even gets a make over.
 
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