I didnt read the article because it doesnt matter. Kirk>door at chewing gum. Kirk > than chair at drinking water. Kirk > wall at emotions. Kirk < a five year old at watching a play clock. I could keep going the point is nobody needs to compare kirk because its just silly.
Reporter: Coach, some have come to question your clock management decisions, what do you think of that?
KF: Who?
Reporter: Fans, media, etc...
KF: Well you know we have the best fans in the world, as for the media, *snort*.
Reporter: Coach, your team had 45 seconds left on the clock down by 7 with 65 yards to go and the clock ran down 20 seconds before you called time out.
KF: And is there a question in there?
Reporter: Why did you wait so long?
KF: why did I wait so long for what?
Reporter: To call timeout?
KF: Huh?
Reporter: Coach, why did you wait to call time out at the end of the game?
KF: Well, I don't think we waited too long.
Reporter: Well, then you ran an off-tackle run play with no time outs.
KF: I'm sorry is there a question?
Reporter: Why the run play?
KF: Well you know we ran a delayed hand off with A-Rob back in '09 when it back 3rd down and 25. Got the first down, no one questioned that.
Reporter: Coach, you didn't need a first down, you needed a touchdown.
KF: Yeah, and?
Reporter: Seriously?
KF: Seriously, what?
Reporter: You aren't going to answer my question are you?
KF: Sure, what was the question?
Reporter: Why wait to call timeout, then run an off tackle run play with no timeouts left.
KF: Well, we aren't sexy, we are just Iowa.
Reporter: Well coach you are now 4-8, how do you feel the season played out?
KF: We needed to catch, pass, block better and we didn't, that's football.
Reporter: I hate you, coach.
KF: Back atcha, big guy.
Reporter: Do you have any more gum.
KF: Yes, but only one piece and it's my last and you can't have it. It's not like I make a lot of money. I am on a budget.