hawkdrummer1
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Mrs D: Hello?
GD: Yeah honey, sorry I'm late.
Mrs D: Where are you?
GD: I turned two blocks early again. I'll be home in a little bit
Mrs D: When you get home, can you clean up the bathroom floor. There's an area a couple yards short of the toilet...that's well.... uh
GD: Yeah honey, sorry about that. I misjudged the distance...was sure that would get us there.
Mrs D: And try to get all the way into the driveway too. The neighbors keep calling. They can't get around your car.
GD: OK. But I swear the car will just magically coast the rest of the way if I get it close.
Mrs D: Greg! For gosh sakes I drew that yellow line for you...to make it easy
GD: Oh right...I'm supposed to go PAST that yellow line. I remember now.
Mrs D: Yes Greg. And when you throw something into the trash...please stop throwing it sideways into the wall...it just drops onto the floor. Throw it FORWARD, into the trashcan ok?
GD: Well..but see...if I throw it toward the wall..there's less stuff in the way, and a better chance...
Mrs D: ENOUGH! just get your butt home. And Thank Kirk for the gift... even though it is a little... well... "80s". Not that I didn't see that coming...again.
GD: That's how he rolls honey
Mrs D: Click.
Mrs D: Hello?
GD: Yeah honey, sorry I'm late.
Mrs D: Where are you?
GD: I turned two blocks early again. I'll be home in a little bit
Mrs D: When you get home, can you clean up the bathroom floor. There's an area a couple yards short of the toilet...that's well.... uh
GD: Yeah honey, sorry about that. I misjudged the distance...was sure that would get us there.
Mrs D: And try to get all the way into the driveway too. The neighbors keep calling. They can't get around your car.
GD: OK. But I swear the car will just magically coast the rest of the way if I get it close.
Mrs D: Greg! For gosh sakes I drew that yellow line for you...to make it easy
GD: Oh right...I'm supposed to go PAST that yellow line. I remember now.
Mrs D: Yes Greg. And when you throw something into the trash...please stop throwing it sideways into the wall...it just drops onto the floor. Throw it FORWARD, into the trashcan ok?
GD: Well..but see...if I throw it toward the wall..there's less stuff in the way, and a better chance...
Mrs D: ENOUGH! just get your butt home. And Thank Kirk for the gift... even though it is a little... well... "80s". Not that I didn't see that coming...again.
GD: That's how he rolls honey
Mrs D: Click.
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