Anybody up for having this job?

[Pooker]

Body painting has to be the greatest job on the planet.

Alex Morgan - Body Paint and Make-up by Joanne Gair using Body Art Products by Reel Creations. Swimsuit by Gottex - 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Photo Gallery - SI.com

 

[TwinCitiesHawk]

She's flat

 

[goods10]

She's flat

OK fine I will take her then.

 

[hawkfarmer]

 

[1hawkeye1]

I never said that.

 

[DuffMan]

She's flat

I would happily try to make her flatter.

 

[HawkForce]

She's flat

Really?? Alex Morgan is probably one of the top 5 most attractive female athletes out there.

 

[theboat]

Really?? Alex Morgan is probably one of the top 5 most attractive female athletes out there.

Both of those things are true, she is flat AND she is hot.

 

[BigIke]

My old boss went to Fantasy Fest every year in Key West. He wanted to open a "Finger Paint" Body Paint booth.

I thought it was a great idea, as long as you could reject some of the customers.

 

[Cyhawk]

I could be a wardrobe consultant on this for sure.

 

[DuffMan]

My old boss went to Fantasy Fest every year in Key West. He wanted to open a "Finger Paint=" Body Paint booth. I thought it was a great idea, as long as you could reject some of the customers.

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I'm thinking penis painting

 

[theboat]

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I'm thinking penis painting

Why do you want to paint a dude's peni5

 

[theboat]

While we are on the subject, what is with the influx of well-endowed ladies in the ads lately?

 

[hawkfarmer]

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I'm thinking penis painting

What if it tries to paint back?

 

[uihawk82]

She's flat

yeah but you also get to paint a Kate Upton . wow.

Upton with paint in last years SI swinsuit was awesome.

 

[TwinCitiesHawk]

Really?? Alex Morgan is probably one of the top 5 most attractive female athletes out there.

Never said she wasn't attractive! Just saying.

 

[HawkForce]

yeah but you also get to paint a Kate Upton . wow.

Upton with paint in last years SI swinsuit was awesome.

Wow, I didn't know she did it last year....This year Kate Upton is

 

[truehawk]

Someone needs to paint EA. I will gladly take one for the team.

 

[hawkfan1319]

I would hold out for Hope Solo.

 

[TwinCitiesHawk]

I would hold out for Hope Solo.

Well you could only hope. My guess is you'll be flying solo or a while.

*Rim roll*