Another sign of the impending apocalypse

[VintageHawkeye]

THIS goober is teh #1 HS QB recruit in the nation?!? This planet is soooo doomed.

 

[atxhawk]

Shoulda looked at which forum this was located in before I clicked. I thought you were going to write something about the 600,000 uninfectable Macs being infected by a virus or by the whininess of iphoneys about how Instagram is now available on Android phones.

 

[bpiercehawks]

I laughed out loud, OP. Well done. And... I agree with you.

 

[acharipar35]

Lol that just makes me chuckle.

 

[doclee]

I have put on a few pounds of muscle since they took that picture of me, so watch out.

 

[Drakebulldog93]

THIS goober is teh #1 HS QB recruit in the nation?!? This planet is soooo doomed.

Not exactly Matt Barkley 'handsome.'

 

[MoseSchrute]

Is there anything stupider looking than a flat brimmed cap?

 

[HawkinGoferLand]

Is there anything stupider looking than a flat brimmed cap?

Well maybe the pants hanging down thingy. Put the two together and rocket scientists are born err maybe not....
I can't believe it's stayed "in style" so long with the kids.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Is there anything stupider looking than a flat brimmed cap?

Nope. Especially not on an inbred-looking honkie kid.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Shoulda looked at which forum this was located in before I clicked. I thought you were going to write something about the 600,000 uninfectable Macs being infected by a virus or by the whininess of iphoneys about how Instagram is now available on Android phones.

LOL

 

[greghammel]

Urban Dictionary: Flat-Biller

Flat Biller-

{Stupid white trash guys in the 909 with lifted trucks, wife beaters, ****** music (usually the most popular rap, hardcore, and nowadays emo) ugly girlfriends, ugly hair, mouths constantly open, ******** as all get up, have no common sense, think its cool to park half on the curb half off, put Flowmaster exhausts on Nissan Hardbodies and Toyota longbeds, don't realize that a huge lift job and giant tires ****s up your gears, which in turn equals less power. Fags.}

 

[SteveGarvey]

Nope. Especially not on an inbred-looking honkie kid.

I'll bet there's a similar picture of Brett Favre from way back in the day circulating out there somewhere.

 

[aeischeid]

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground.
Is that how it goes?

 

[aeischeid]

THIS goober is teh #1 HS QB recruit in the nation?!? This planet is soooo doomed.

Is that the love child of Colt McCoy and Macaulay Culkin?

 

[gohawkz]

THIS goober is teh #1 HS QB recruit in the nation?!? This planet is soooo doomed.

Best post ever.

 

[SamsonHawk515]

Is that Justin Beiber? Had no clue the kid could sing and throw the pigskin.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Urban Dictionary: Flat-Biller

Flat Biller-

{Stupid white trash guys in the 909 with lifted trucks, wife beaters, ****** music (usually the most popular rap, hardcore, and nowadays emo) ugly girlfriends, ugly hair, mouths constantly open, ******** as all get up, have no common sense, think its cool to park half on the curb half off, put Flowmaster exhausts on Nissan Hardbodies and Toyota longbeds, don't realize that a huge lift job and giant tires ****s up your gears, which in turn equals less power. Fags.}

AWESOME.
And painfully accurate.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Is there anything stupider looking than a flat brimmed cap?

No.

 

[aeischeid]

No.

Yes.

 

[VintageHawkeye]

Yes.

That dude lives in Evanston, IL.