A collection of Angerer quotes:
In response to the media bad-mouthing Iowa: "It's funny sometimes," linebacker Pat Angerer said. "It doesn't really matter what those guys say. I could beat up the majority of them, so I could care less."
You don’t need thumbs, he said. My best friend is my brother dog. He doesn’t have any thumbs and he’s doing fine.Â
Angerer and Vandenberg are pals and, apparently, engage in some backyard wrestling.
Every time he comes over to my house, he’s always running his mouth, Angerer said. I’ve literally choked him unconscious. He’s gotten up talking trash. So, we’re going to be OK.
Angerer on how he occupies his time during the day before a night game, I don’t really have enough friends who text me. They’re either in the Army or in jail. They can’t use their phones.
Angerer on sticking it out to see his fifth year at Iowa, Yeah, I’ve probably done everything you can do to fail out of here.Â
Angerer on stopping a fake field goal against Arizona, didn’t know what the hell was going on.
Angerer on what might’ve happened to him if he had followed through on thoughts of quitting football after his sophomore year, I don’t know what I’d be doing right now. I’d probably be in jail or something. But I’m glad I’m not, because I don’t think I could last in jail.
Angerer after one of Iowa’s close victories this season, Somebody must’ve sold their soul to somebody.
Angerer on what Iowa could do to contain Penn State’s offense, I don’t know. Try to tackle their guys.
Angerer on the beard trend that kicked in with the Hawkeyes earlier this season, I’m trying to become more of a man, so I grew out my facial hair and I’m trying to eat hot sauce more.
After Iowa’s victory at Penn State, Angerer was interviewed on Iowa’s postgame radio for maybe (probably?) the last time. He was asked what the happy locker room was like, Yeah it’s great, a bunch of naked guys walking around.
Angerer on his lack of hobbies, I'm not that interesting. I'm too dumb to shoot guns. I mean I like guns, but I'm not smart enough to do that.â€Â
After the ISU win, on what Sash has to do for an outright POTW: "I dunno...shoot lightning bolts out of his ***?"
In an Indianapolis radio interview, when asked about his rookie contract, Angerer said he "would play for Coors Light and flannels.
