Interesting point, if he can eat cereal and wash his head at the same time he clearly posses a skill set that is unique. Do your sources know if he performs the multi task in the bath tub or at the breakfast table?I've heard from multiple sources he eats cereal with his right hand, but puts shampoo on with his left. Clearly the guy has issues and probably should've never been given a scholarship.
Isn't that a Goofer uniform?I just ran across this. It's Woody in junior high when he was going through his Slap Shot hair (and violent game) phase.