And now I'm going to sing a song

Joshbrown

Joshbrown

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(cue the Twilight Zone theme) Gather round children cuz creepy uncle Josh is going to tell you a campfire Horror story

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2009 - Iowa to a BCS bowl game after a record setting win-streak to start the season

2010 - Iowa returns their star QB and their superstar on defense who decided to forgo the NFL draft (Clayborn). Iowa is ranked in the pre-season.

Iowa puts together a nice recruiting class including an elite out-of-state RB named Melvin Gordon. October 23rd Iowa plays Wisky (loses) and shortly after loses Gordon. Iowa also loses one game in the OOC and loses to Northwestern during conference play.

[fast forward]

2015 - Iowa to a BCS bowl game after a record setting win-streak to start the season

2016 - Iowa returns their star QB and their superstar on defense who decided to forgo the NFL draft (King). Iowa is ranked in the pre-season.

Iowa puts together a nice recruiting class including an elite out-of-state RB named Eno Benjamin. October 22nd Iowa plays Wisky (loses) and shortly after loses Benjamin. Iowa also loses one game in the OOC and loses to Northwestern during conference play.

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definition of insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

 
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Joshbrown said:
(cue the Twilight Zone theme) Gather round children cuz creepy uncle Josh is going to tell you a campfire Horror story

**************************************************​

2009 - Iowa to a BCS bowl game after a record setting win-streak to start the season

2010 - Iowa returns their star QB and their superstar on defense who decided to forgo the NFL draft (Clayborn). Iowa is ranked in the pre-season.

Iowa puts together a nice recruiting class including an elite out-of-state RB named Melvin Gordon. October 23rd Iowa plays Wisky (loses) and shortly after loses Gordon. Iowa also loses one game in the OOC and loses to Northwestern during conference play.

[fast forward]

2015 - Iowa to a BCS bowl game after a record setting win-streak to start the season

2016 - Iowa returns their star QB and their superstar on defense who decided to forgo the NFL draft (King). Iowa is ranked in the pre-season.

Iowa puts together a nice recruiting class including an elite out-of-state RB named Eno Benjamin. October 22nd Iowa plays Wisky (loses) and shortly after loses Benjamin. Iowa also loses one game in the OOC and loses to Northwestern during conference play.

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32595f20f81259583cc91ccf163040df.gif


definition of insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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Tell me again, Uncle Josh. I had my ears and eyes closed. Was there a bad ending?
 
wow, you are a great storyteller, you should probably take your talents elsewhere, cuz its being wasted on us at HN
 
Joshbrown said:
(cue the Twilight Zone theme) Gather round children cuz creepy uncle Josh is going to tell you a campfire Horror story

**************************************************​

2009 - Iowa to a BCS bowl game after a record setting win-streak to start the season

2010 - Iowa returns their star QB and their superstar on defense who decided to forgo the NFL draft (Clayborn). Iowa is ranked in the pre-season.

Iowa puts together a nice recruiting class including an elite out-of-state RB named Melvin Gordon. October 23rd Iowa plays Wisky (loses) and shortly after loses Gordon. Iowa also loses one game in the OOC and loses to Northwestern during conference play.

[fast forward]

2015 - Iowa to a BCS bowl game after a record setting win-streak to start the season

2016 - Iowa returns their star QB and their superstar on defense who decided to forgo the NFL draft (King). Iowa is ranked in the pre-season.

Iowa puts together a nice recruiting class including an elite out-of-state RB named Eno Benjamin. October 22nd Iowa plays Wisky (loses) and shortly after loses Benjamin. Iowa also loses one game in the OOC and loses to Northwestern during conference play.

51EVxBEKg6L._SY300_.jpg



32595f20f81259583cc91ccf163040df.gif


definition of insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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Excellent.....Most Excellent.....
 
With that title I was SURE this thread would be about the Iowa offense..

You know in football it's unethical and probably illegal to do the unexpected. Doesn't that apply to discussions about football as well?
 
Joshbrown said:
(cue the Twilight Zone theme) Gather round children cuz creepy uncle Josh is going to tell you a campfire Horror story

**************************************************​

2009 - Iowa to a BCS bowl game after a record setting win-streak to start the season

*10 YEAR CONTRACT EXTENSION

2010 - Iowa returns their star QB and their superstar on defense who decided to forgo the NFL draft (Clayborn). Iowa is ranked in the pre-season.

Iowa puts together a nice recruiting class including an elite out-of-state RB named Melvin Gordon. October 23rd Iowa plays Wisky (loses) and shortly after loses Gordon. Iowa also loses one game in the OOC and loses to Northwestern during conference play.

[fast forward]

2015 - Iowa to a BCS bowl game after a record setting win-streak to start the season

*10 YEAR CONTRACT EXTENSION

2016 - Iowa returns their star QB and their superstar on defense who decided to forgo the NFL draft (King). Iowa is ranked in the pre-season.

Iowa puts together a nice recruiting class including an elite out-of-state RB named Eno Benjamin. October 22nd Iowa plays Wisky (loses) and shortly after loses Benjamin. Iowa also loses one game in the OOC and loses to Northwestern during conference play.

FIFY...:cool:
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