49 Days Until Kickoff

Good grief...always bragging about the money you earn!

Listen, I didn't tell you to marry a plumber with a bad back, chica. You did that all on your own.

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I thought you already were a USC* fan??





*University of Story County

Read that in another thread already, so yeah....not funny.

Kind of unrelated, but here's my random HATE LIST for college football programs.

1) The real USC
2) Notre Dame
3) ??????
4) Profit
 
Read that in another thread already, so yeah....not funny.

Kind of unrelated, but here's my random HATE LIST for college football programs.

1) The real USC
2) Notre Dame
3) ??????
4) Profit

I don't hate the real USC, I just hate lane kiffin. I didn't even hate teh petey carroll - he's to upbeat and cheerful to be hateable.
I hate notre dame with white-hot intensity, stemming from years of being bludgeoned by their obnoxious tavern-fans around Chicago.
 
I don't hate the real USC, I just hate lane kiffin. I didn't even hate teh petey carroll - he's to upbeat and cheerful to be hateable.
I hate notre dame with white-hot intensity, stemming from years of being bludgeoned by their obnoxious tavern-fans around Chicago.

Touchdown Jesus! Makes me sick.
You like teh Pete Carroll????????? Really?
 
Touchdown Jesus! Makes me sick.
You like teh Pete Carroll????????? Really?

Not really like, but not dislike either. More of a bemused ambivalence.

(Pete was coach of the Patriots when I first lived in New England; his pressers were very laffy because of his constant West Coast enthusiasm in front of a bunch of bitter, wiseacre Yankee reporters. "I'm pumped about the upcoming season! Our guys are jacked about playing the Jets!" and so on. That kind of thing doesn't really play in New England, but Pete didn't give a schit. And therein lies the laffy.)
 
Below is one of my proudest moments as a dog owner (my wife's identity is concealed to protect her from militant Catholics).

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That is AWESOME.
But what the heck were you even doing in south bend?? I've spent a lifetime trying to avoid that craphole.
 
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