If I was a recruit, I would run away from creepy Mike Smiley as quickly as possible.
edit: Okay, now that I see from his comments that the DB coach can "talk slang" and how much "bigger" Lincoln is than Iowa City, I guess we had no chance.
Go to the fuskers where the fans are first and foremost and the players are second in line and are scrutinized blatantly! Good place for him. At least he'll be able to talk slang with a coach. See ya!