3 step process to restore Iowa basketball

1. Fire Lick immediately. Tonight would be best.
2. Bring a live chicken or goat, preferably one of each, to center court of Carver at midnight and sacrifice.
3. Kidnap Bob Bowlsbey and extract a taped apology to Mr. Davis.

Other than that, I'm out of answers to fix the program.
 
Interesting thoughts, and I wouldn't dismiss them out of hand--though I might be inclined to do some substituting between item 2 and item 3.
 
This is like when a dear friend or close relative is in critical condition. We need days of fasting and prayer. Lots of prayer.
 
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