Recent content by Luftgekuehlt67

I love these, always a good laugh! I'm in awe of the creativity, my brain just doesn't work this way. I could stare at the roster all day and never come up with one.

I heartily second your first line - I'm ready to play someone with better players. Give credit to these mid majors to coming to IC and giving it a go. Likewise, give credit to the Hawks for coming out focused and taking care of business. But, yeah, I'm ready for some more intense competition.

Looks to be a dual threat guy. Very highly regarded recruit, but very little college level experience. I'd run him a lot. A mobile QB can find cheap yards against our defensive system.

Is the new guy mobile?

Well deserved, the kid is a stud. I'm looking forward to seeing how he fares against P5 competition. It's still very early, but if Keegan proves to be the caliber of player I think he might be, I don't think an NCAA berth is off the table.

I don't understand why Florida can fire Mullins for poor performance, but we're stuck with Ferentz! $5 million! I also don't know where babies come from!

Sorry, trying to get this bot shut down - disregard, please.

Does anyone else wonder what PJ Fleck smells like? In a not gay way, I mean.

Another Saturday down the tubes! And to think, we could have hired Stoops!

Aw, shit - sorry guys, as an experiment,, I wrote an AI bot that has read every HN post ever to see if I could get it to simulate real HN poster behavior. It seems to be working well, but I didn't mean it to go live. Trying to get the worker stopped in AWS but it's not letting me. Please...

Let's face it, as long as Barta is around, we can never have nice things.

Doesn't Ferentz make like $4M/yr? I think I remember hearing something like that.

I want to win this one so bad. Its not just hating Nebraska (which I assuredly do), but 10-2 against this schedule would be one of the best seasons of the Ferentz era, I think. Our two losses would have come against a decent Purdue team in what may have been a bit of a hangover game for us and...

Didn't I hear the OC is the coach's kid or some such shit?

I had the same thought. It's an unusual situation, for sure.