Good Joke email that was forwarded to me today.

[okeefe4prez]

Heard when the trick-or-treaters approached the Ferentz house last night, all they found was a big pile of candy cuz they got no bowl.

Why they call the 2012 Hawks "gutter ball"? Cuz they aren't good at teh bowling.

BWAAAA HA HA HA HA! (Oh, c'mon. Not even a little chuckle?)

Idiot. Vandenburg and Hyde will both be at the Senior Bowl.

 

[GhostofBTT]

An ugly fat girl walked into a bar. 10 beers later, Duffman nailed her and made her pay for breakfast.

 

[Scorpio79]

An ugly fat girl walked into a bar. 10 beers later, Duffman nailed her and made her pay for breakfast.

Going all minimalist on us now, Billy?

 

[HawkAttack]

BREAKING NEWS: A fire gutted the library at the University of Alabama. Thousands of coloring books were destroyed.

 

[GhostofBTT]

Going all minimalist on us now, Billy?

You know who's not minimalist? Duffman, because he nails fatties.

 

[tubahawk]

How boring would HN be without Ghost? I hope someday Jon gets you on the payroll.

 

[GhostofBTT]

You know who needs to post more?

TubaHawk...

 

[Scorpio79]

I agree. I have always lieked tubahokk, if for no other reason than his laffy avatar.

 

[DeanMarshall]

How do you get an Iowa cheerleader into your dorm room? Grease her sides and push like hell.

Oh yeah.......because the IOWA HAWKEYE cheerleaders I see down on the Kinnick field are so, so
fat. Most of them are so tiny, I'd probably turn them into a Pretzel, lalalalalalala