Who said anything about eating the mashed potatoes?
Not at the moment, your wife wouldn't cook me breakfast, evidently she's not used to... a man my size.
So, if Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem, is Vintage's wife a bad cook of mashed potatoes?
duff's wife is all busted up bince she was rear-ended. By another guy. In a car.
Her mashed potatoes are off duff's menu for a while.