HawkeyeMHA
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he's special ops up at Green Bay, got called to the bigs...
2 Star Stan - fyi, security breach on east side of Kinnick entrance
- Thread starter EddyP
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MNHawkeyeFreak
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That coconut vodka was buried in "the girls". It definitely would have been assault to find that in a "pat down"!
HawkeyeMHA
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Stan would be all over that...
HawkeyeMHA
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Stan does a lot of observation in the mens bathroom as well...
MNHawkeyeFreak
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So does Stacey in the womens.
Tmoney12
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She as intimidating as Stan??? He looks like Bill Goldberg and I'm afraid hes gonna try and take advantage of me. He is always in there during the 3rd quarter after I get done finishing my Hawkeye Vodka flask.
InNormwetrust
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I would like to know how I got admitted into the game. That was a security breech in itself.
Tmoney12
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Way to indite yourself... Didn't know the "voicemail" was out yet.
tweeterhawk
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Used properly, those can be weapons of mass destruction.
NewMexHawk
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I agree there should be mandatory posts by 2*Stan every game day and after the game.
Just because you got in this week doesn't mean you got away with it. I've recently become awares of a drug and mini alcohol bottle traffic circle operating of Niles Kinnick stadium. I've been observing several subjects over the last past few games and am going to put everything in my final report. You have all been warned.
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VintageHawkeye
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I know a guy who smoked three cigs in the NE stands Saturday night. Got away scott free.
scourt
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Well, well, there you are. Since you, and or Gayle, never PM'd me back with an aplakashun for 2 Star Securiy, as you promissed, I have desided to "Go Over" to the other side. I vow rite now that I will smuggle in too texas fifths of high octane beverages into Niles Kinnick stadium, and procceed to get hammered drunk along with as many other peeple as I can. This will take place this weakend at homecoming. What quadrunt are you assined to as I want to taunt you after I'm akneebreeated. I will also try to get as many other drunks to do the same.
OCCUPIE NILES KINNICK!!!
Sorry it came down to this, but you axed for it.
Dude I already posted it, but here it is again. I'll be honest though, I don't think you'll make it through the applicating process. It's very hard.
scourt
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Dude I already posted it, but here it is again. I'll be honest though, I don't think you'll make it through the applicating process. It's very hard.
Oh, nevermind.
