Living the dream at Kinnick

[2StarStan]

I put it on today, the uniform, it still fits like a glove. It's literally like a switch when I put it on, I become a five foot eight inch terror fighting machine. Two hundred seventy nine pounds never looked so good. I also heard from Gayle I'm going to need a little more room in my belt this year. He informed me today I received taser clarence. I've been working on getting two star taser certified for 9 months and all my hard work paid off. I want to issue a personal guarantee that everyone attending the game this weekend will be safe from any terroristism. That folks is a 2starstan guarantee and is as good as black and gold.

I hope to see many of you this weekend!

 

[EddyP]

Thanks Stan. Hey just a quick question for those of us who aren't "in the business". How does one become a 2star? I don't want to be one I just want to know how one becomes a 2star. Second, what would be a taserable offense?

 

[atxhawk]

Errrr, auuuugg, streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch, Yawn.

 

[2StarStan]

Thanks Stan. Hey just a quick question for those of us who aren't "in the business". How does one become a 2star? I don't want to be one I just want to know how one becomes a 2star. Second, what would be a taserable offense?

The first step is getting passed the Gayle interview, then you become a probationary 2 star (we call them one stars which is a total burn). After two weeks as one star you get the second star and become a full blown security officer.

You almost have to try to get tasered. Basically I can use the taser in only 3 circumstances.
1) If another persons life in endangered
2) If a subject is not complying with my instructions
3) If a person flees the security line after being selected for a probable cause pat down