DESPERATELY seeking 1 season ticket or attorney

okeefe4prez

okeefe4prez

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requirements for ticket - must be between 20 and 40, back row on the press box side. Seems that someone has decided to cut me out of MY season ticket for 2011. Look, I'll admit I MAY have said some things I shouldn't have said last year and I've owned up to it. I'll admit that I now have Northwestern season tickets, but there's only one overlapping home game and I will now have an excuse to tailgate UP TO 11 times this year plus I'll have boss seats for the Iowa game in 2012 (which I was planning on sharing with my buddy).

I'm sorry, but if you're my (now ex) buddy with whom I have a standing LIFETIME oral contract to share seats at Kinnick and they just happen not to be in my name for tax reasons (I didn't itemize my deductions, partner in seat purchasing did), when I call to check in on the renewal process and get a new address to remit payment, YOU DO NOT SAY, and I quote here fellas, "You worry about Northwestern tickets, I'll worry about Iowa tickets." Can you guys believe that garbage?!?!?! It's unbelievable.

This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Can someone help me out here or recommend an attorney in Iowa City so I can sue this putz and at least get the ticket that has been MINE for years transferred over to my name? Or does anyone know anyone in the ticket office who can straighten this out? I'll get a seatback put on my seat and if that clown so much as breathes on my seat or has one drop of alcohol on his breath, I'm going straight to Per Mar to get him booted. I'm SOOO angry right now.

It used to be when I saw those friends of 50+ years sue and never talk again over hypothetical Cub World Series ticket ownership, I thought they were idiots, but now that I have been elbowed out, I totally understand where those guys are coming from.
 


okeefe4prez said:
requirements for ticket Look, I'll admit I MAY have said some things I shouldn't have said last year and I've owned up to it.

Bummer. But verbal contract + personal insult = S.O.L.

I'd consider ordering an extra pair for you on my priority but I'm on the East side.
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hawkdrummer1 said:
Bummer. But verbal contract + personal insult = S.O.L.

I'd consider ordering an extra pair for you on my priority but I'm on the East side.
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There were no personal insults, I merely stood up for O'Keefe against baseless attacks my ex-buddy lobbed at him after the Northwestern game. I have never disrespected the Hawks or any Iowa fans. I have done nothing but support this program through thick and thin.
 




okeefe4prez said:
There were no personal insults, I merely stood up for O'Keefe against baseless attacks my ex-buddy lobbed at him after the Northwestern game. I have never disrespected the Hawks or any Iowa fans. I have done nothing but support this program through thick and thin.
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Are you sure it's not because you bear a striking resemblance to Steve Alford?
 


Bummer dude. I get my tickets off my sisters priority so I have to be careful not to **** her off or I'm cut off. We'd be happy to let you join in the ticket party but we expect full participation during the game. This means standing and screaming through most of the game. You'd also have to put up with my dad yelling things like "make a hole Hawks" and "Got dammit they're going to screw up and lose this game!". It's definitely prole section....south side proles to be exact...and you get to hear the band real well, see the opposing fans real well and for those exciting games you can easily step out on the field....which really pisses DB like DuaneTwill off.

Or... Your other alternative is to take all that money you're planning on paying off your mortgage with and donating to the U of Iowa. That ought to get you some decent seats this year.:p
 


requirements for condom - Nothing unsual, must contain lubricant. Ribbed would be nice; I hear the girls like that. Seems that someone has decided to cut me out of MY condom from the privy box. Look, I'll admit I MAY have said some things I shouldn't have said last year and I've owned up to it. Even if I cheated and went to the Bunny Ranch I would still have to use one; and I was totally joking about the dog. I was sure 2012 was the year (which I was planning on sharing with my buddy).

I'm sorry, my (now ex) buddy with whom I have a standing oral contract for which use of the contents of condom box would be used in the event that either of us were able to bring home a girl. It is important to note that the oral contract does not take effect until each of us is over forty years old (June 2017) in the event that both of us are still virgins. When I call to check in on the box expiration status, YOU DO NOT SAY, and I quote here fellas, "You worry about fake love, I'll worry about the gloves." Can you guys believe that garbage?!?!?! It's unbelievable.

This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me. Can someone help me out here or recommend an attorney in Iowa City so I can sue this putz and at least get the condom that has been MINE for years transferred over to my dresser? Or does anyone know a reputable walgreens pharmacist? I'm SOOO angry right now.

Just for fun.
 


Just think, if you had spent all the time you've wasted posting on this board working at an actual job, you would have enough money to buy your own tickets.
 


TylerSash said:
Just think, if you had spent all the time you've wasted posting on this board working at an actual job, you would have enough money to buy your own tickets.
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Please don't start OK4P on how much money he makes. Please. We are all poor peons in comparison to him.
 


North End zoner here, you probably couldnt stand all the proles that are around us. I love my seats though and they just happen to be in my name.


Okeefe, what are your thoughts on the burrito lift?
 


TylerSash said:
Just think, if you had spent all the time you've wasted posting on this board working at an actual job, you would have enough money to buy your own tickets.
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Look prole, I understand that you can't comprehend why the tickets were in my buddy's name. We had 4 tickets that required a $1600 donation to the Athletic Department. The majority of that donation is tax deductible, and bince I didn't itemize my tax returns at the time we got the tickets and my buddy did, I said "go ahead and put the tickets in your name and then give me a reduction in purchase price equal to your after tax cost," thereby lowering my cost by approximately $100 a seat. I have an actual job, but I cannot focus on reading and drafting 80 page subordinated indentures for 8 straight hours and I have yet to meet anyone who functions at a reasonable level of normalcy who can, hence I throw down a few times a day on the Nation.
 




I presume Barber/HappyChef also cut off your RV privileges?
I don't know how he can hose a broheim this way. He's rude.
 






Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

Btw, if the seats aren't in your name, they aren't your seats. The ticket office ain't gonna do jack for you. Your buddy is the one who has consistently donated $1600 to the university, not you.
 


ICHawk24 said:
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

Btw, if the seats aren't in your name, they aren't your seats. The ticket office ain't gonna do jack for you. Your buddy is the one who has consistently donated $1600 to the university, not you.
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Thanks for your words of encouragement.

FWIW, I have donated half of that money to the University, it's just that it went through his name for tax reasons.
 


VintageHawkeye said:
I presume Barber/HappyChef also cut off your RV privileges?
I don't know how he can hose a broheim this way. He's rude.
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I wouldn't even want to ride in his RV. This morning he sent me this email:

"Hey, remember when I told you I'd give you one of my Nebraska tickets and that you could come to my place the weekend of the game? That's off the table, too. By the way, stop emailing me, my decision is final."
 




okeefe4prez said:
I wouldn't even want to ride in his RV. This morning he sent me this email:

"Hey, remember when I told you I'd give you one of my Nebraska tickets and that you could come to my place the weekend of the game? That's off the table, too. By the way, stop emailing me, my decision is final."
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That's just cold. I can't imagine having to get tickets like a regular prole. What's next? Will you be drinking bourbon and eating popeyes chicken?
 


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