You just won millions in the lottery

1. Lawyer up.
2. Get the hell away from civilization.
3. Keep to myself, get most of my social interaction from semi-anonymous online message boards.

So, not a ton would change, except I'd own a lot more land a lot further from a population center.
 
I assume we are talking about winning something like $1B in MegaMillions or PowerBall

1. Put winning ticket in safety deposit box
2. Hire a lawyer
3. Hire a money manager
4. Finally cash in ticket
5. Give at least $5M each to all my brothers and sisters who were all very nice when my father passed away and we split up his inheritance.
6. Give $5M to our live-nanny who has worked for us for 10 years so that she can buy her own house and retire (if she wants).
7. Give $1M each to all my drinking buddies so they can retire early and enjoy life
8. Give $1M each to about 5 of my old co-workers so they can retire early and enjoy life
9. Set up a trust fund for my kids.
10. Buy a new mansion in a warm weather state
11. Hire a new cook, maid and nanny. Our old nanny can live with us if she wants but does have to work anymore.
12. Trip to Hawaii.
 
trj said:
I would do two chicks at the same time. Sorry, the Office Space joke was sitting there for someone.;)
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  • Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
  • Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
  • [Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence's dead serious expression]
  • Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
  • Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
  • Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
  • Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
  • Peter Gibbons: Good point.
 
CP87 said:
  • Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
  • Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
  • [Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence's dead serious expression]
  • Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
  • Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
  • Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
  • Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
  • Peter Gibbons: Good point.
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But. What if a guy who had already done two chicks at the same time had won the lottery? Asking for a friend…
 
HuckFinn said:
But. What if a guy who had already done two chicks at the same time had won the lottery? Asking for a friend…
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3? Not sure if this is a law of diminishing returns sort of thing...

I feel inadequate enough trying to satisfy 1, no need to jump to the big leagues when I am scuffling at single A.
 
CP87 said:
3? Not sure if this is a law of diminishing returns sort of thing...

I feel inadequate enough trying to satisfy 1, no need to jump to the big leagues when I am scuffling at single A.
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I would guess that with two, your “returns” would surely diminish…
 
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