2014 Predictions

[kicker22]

How could any of you mark ISU down as a win? They have Lazard. That's right Lazard! If Jesus played football, his name would have been Allen Lazard. He's worth 6 touchdowns by himself. Mangino is worth 4 more. I don't think our offense can score more than 70. Especially with Wally (I only give up 40 a game) the Wizard controlling the Clone D.

Great post, but if Jesus would have played football wouldn't his name still be Jesus?

Side note: I never changed my name when I played sports; with the exception of pretending to be Larry Johnson when playing hoops in the drive way growing up.

 

[DJL]

Great post, but if Jesus would have played football wouldn't his name still be Jesus?

Fair point, but I'm confident HE would have foreseen the future and changed his name.

 

[uihawk82]

Not trolling, but do we have to be a top 25 offense to be "legitimately good"?

It would sure help.

2012 we scored 19 a game
Last year it was 26, an extra touchdown.

Add and extra touchdown or even a field goal to score about 30 a game and that it probably two more wins somewhere.

I am also worried about the FG special teams, Meier wasnt Kaeding but he was good, I dont know too many kickers who make that last FG against Michigan last year, cold, right hash, 40+ yards with a swirling wind. That was just plain clutch.

 

[DBAHawkFan]

It would sure help.

2012 we scored 19 a game
Last year it was 26, an extra touchdown.

Add and extra touchdown or even a field goal to score about 30 a game and that it probably two more wins somewhere.

I am also worried about the FG special teams, Meier wasnt Kaeding but he was good, I dont know too many kickers who make that last FG against Michigan last year, cold, right hash, 40+ yards with a swirling wind. That was just plain clutch.

Don't forget that we had that 55 point beat down against WMU. Our best game on offense was against OSU, 2nd half against PU, and 4th Q against NE. Other than that, we really struggled to score.

 

[SonofaSailor]

How could any of you mark ISU down as a win? They have Lazard. That's right Lazard! If Jesus played football, his name would have been Allen Lazard. He's worth 6 touchdowns by himself. Mangino is worth 4 more. I don't think our offense can score more than 70. Especially with Wally (I only give up 40 a game) the Wizard controlling the Clone D.

Yeah, supposedly Clown fans are already threatening to boycott the Downtown athletic club and Nissan if he doesn't get the Heisman.

 

[xXxHerkyxXx]

How could any of you mark ISU down as a win? They have Lazard. That's right Lazard! If Jesus played football, his name would have been Allen Lazard. He's worth 6 touchdowns by himself. Mangino is worth 4 more. I don't think our offense can score more than 70. Especially with Wally (I only give up 40 a game) the Wizard controlling the Clone D.

Lizard is teh 2nd coming of Jerry Rice.

 

[DJL]

Lizard is teh 2nd coming of Jerry Rice.

Jerry Rice with Usan Bolt speed who can jump like Randy Moss and break tackels like AP.

 

[DJL]

Yeah, supposedly Clown fans are already threatening to boycott the Downtown athletic club and Nissan if he doesn't get the Heisman.

I would like this if there was a like button. Have we ever thought of adding one?