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Scorpio79
Guest
My fartz stink extra bad tonight LOL
***OFFICIAL butthurt fan thread***
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MNHawkeyeFreak
Well-Known Member
It's only because you care.
MNHawkeyeFreak
Well-Known Member
Hopefully you're in a hotel room by yourself.
Ok. Push.
clicheusername3
Banned
Just heard the most butthurt Hok fan call in to TNT. Pulled out all the stops:
NW beat Baylor by 10 and ISU only beat them by 7
The B1G is the best con because they tied the ACC in the challenge
ISU would be 2-7 with Iowa's schedule
KU would be 4th in the B1G
ULTIMATE BUTTHURT IS BUTTHURT SO BAD
NW beat Baylor by 10 and ISU only beat them by 7
The B1G is the best con because they tied the ACC in the challenge
ISU would be 2-7 with Iowa's schedule
KU would be 4th in the B1G
ULTIMATE BUTTHURT IS BUTTHURT SO BAD
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Scorpio79
Guest
Why is Butthurt Hokk Fan so strident this year? I mean, why all of a sudden?
bcl20
Well-Known Member
It's not just this year, it's years and years of built up butthurt. One can only take so much butthurt.
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Scorpio79
Guest
It's liek the eruption of Mt. Butthurt, the legendary volcano that's been smoldering for decades.
bcl20
Well-Known Member
Ewwwww
clicheusername3
Banned
It's so easy to spot a hurt butt when the first go to is ISU. Second sign of ultimate butthurt is going to how great your conference is. that guy has become what he has always hated, a clown.
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Scorpio79
Guest
Also, resorting to the transitive properties argument is a hallmark o' butthurt.
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Scorpio79
Guest
"WE BEAT TEH CLOWNS SO WE SHOULD GET THE BIG 12 AUTOMATIC TOURNEY BERTH!!"
LG210
Well-Known Member
Hey, Scorp. What's up?
GhostofBTT
Banned
Years of untreated hemmoroids are starting to fester.
busabus114
Well-Known Member
My butt is still sore
clicheusername3
Banned
Countdown to Murph & Andy Show butthurt is 48 minutes.
GhostofBTT
Banned
Broadcast butthurt? Maybe I'll listen to that...
clicheusername3
Banned
It butthurts me to listen to that show on Thursday because they have a segment (like 3 segments, whatever, they waste way too much time) called "Hey Tana", with ZZZ list "celebrity" Tana "all up in them" Gurtz and its just the worst thing on radio right now in DSM, and that is saying something when "Out of Bounds" and "Mouth of the Midwest" airs in this market.
Lietuva
Well-Known Member
I heard that you can get all sorts of butthurt by eating too many burritos at Rudy's Tacos.
