Your 30 second pep talk

NCHawker

NCHawker

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OK, you won the contest. You get 30 seconds to address the team before a game: (or if you prefer to think of it this way...you're KF and you're going to talk to the team before the game)

What do you say? How do you say it?
 
okeefe4prez said:
I would yield my time to Ric Flair. Any other response to this thread is wrong.
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You have worked too hard to lose to a horrible team like the 2020 Nebraska Corn Huskers. If you win this game, you will enjoy it for a few days. If you lose this game you will be haunted by it for the rest of your lives. Now let's get out there and play your best game of the season.
 
oh kay everybody up! I have a question for each of you, when I ask I want you to think for a second and then answer out loud. ready? do you love football? ... (ya), Do YOu LOVE football ? (louder) YA! DO YOU LOVE FOOTBALL ! TEAMS SCREAMS YA ! ....Aright... Now... You haven't played your best game yet. Trust me on this.. You haven't played your best game yet ! you know it and I know it. So do you love football? So do you love football? I want you to go out there and FUCKING DESTROY NEBRASKA Do you want to fucking destroy nebraska ? repeat repeat !
 
I'd go with that Rudy guy...no, not Rudy who went to Notre Dame...the real Rudy...Rudy Giuliani...he's done more with less than anyone I can think of. If there is a landscaping company in Iowa City that is available...what could be more motivating.
 
okeefe4prez said:
I would yield my time to Ric Flair. Any other response to this thread is wrong.
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What Nebraska needs to know is that we're the man. And to be the man, you've got to beat the man. We're the team their fans think of when they think of who they want to be. Remember, diamonds are forever and so are the Hawkeyes. We will win because they're the recruit buyin, starter jacket wearin, gun hidin, mullet wearin, steroid hidin, girlfriend beatin, police bribin, grade buying, closet hidin sons of guns and we're gonna style and profile all over their asses! WOOO!
 
NCHawker said:
OK, you won the contest. You get 30 seconds to address the team before a game: (or if you prefer to think of it this way...you're KF and you're going to talk to the team before the game)

What do you say? How do you say it?
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If it's me I'm going with "remember that time Iowa called 3 TOs in the closing seconds of a game because I called one and was damn sure my starters were going to get into the endzone against their backups..." Oh wait never mind wrong pep talk.
 
NCHawker said:
OK, you won the contest. You get 30 seconds to address the team before a game: (or if you prefer to think of it this way...you're KF and you're going to talk to the team before the game)

What do you say? How do you say it?
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There is no more important game to Iowa fans than this game today against Nebraska. You have 60 minutes to play, and the rest of your life to remember it. Leave no doubt.
 
ChosenChildren said:
There is no more important game to Iowa fans than this game today against Nebraska. You have 60 minutes to play, and the rest of your life to remember it. Leave no doubt.
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Weak. If you're going to do something that short, you just say "If you guys win this game, there will be a mountain of Chick-Fil-A waiting for you in the locker room and you get tomorrow AND Sunday off from all team activities."
 
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