Yep...its real...lol

I heard they are selling the "Scott Frost Male Vibrator" now too. I've heard Husker fan isn't really satisfied since they orgasm before they can get it out of the box.

Update: It sounds like they are going to pull this product off the shelves now. I understand the Emergency Rooms at every hospital in Lincoln are overwhelmed with patients with severe anal injuries.
 
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It suits them just fine. They are the comedic fuskers. I've never laughed at a team as much as I have them. Comic Book! Hahahahahaha!
 
This will be so, so goddamned funny if he goes 4-8 the next two years. I predict Jonestown level mass suicides.

@Seth53, you must be down with it, no?
 
Well, they should be 3-0 out of the gate...so talk of National Championships will be dancing in their little Husker heads. Then they hit the B10 schedule and are at Michigan, Northwestern, Wisconsin, Ohio State, and Iowa. If Frost wins 3 of 5 of those, I'll buy one of those vibrators.
 
Do you think there is any part of Scott Frost who is thinking, "What did I get myself into?" I bet there is.
 
Well, they should be 3-0 out of the gate...so talk of National Championships will be dancing in their little Husker heads. Then they hit the B10 schedule and are at Michigan, Northwestern, Wisconsin, Ohio State, and Iowa. If Frost wins 3 of 5 of those, I'll buy one of those vibrators.
There's a better chance they lose all 5 of those BIG games you mentioned than win 2 of them if I were to put any $ on it.
 
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