Thanks for letting us know, in other news "Man walks on the Moon".
That's a snippy thing to write. But if you feel the urge to be sarcastic, at least be original.
In other news, "man discovers fire?"....its pretty tough to be original using the, "in other news" bit because you have to use something that has already obviously happened and everyone knows about...
exactly.
but its also hard to get that point across without going with that bit or some variation of it, such as the "News Flash:", or "Just saw this on CNN" bits![]()