Which teammate would you want in a dark alley?

[PJHawk]

Anyone reading those HawkCentral features on football players? One of the questions is "In a dark alley, which teammate do you want by your side?" Clayborn has gotten a couple of mentions, as has Jeff Tarpinian but Mike Daniels must be a real bad @ss:

Here is Klug's answer - A: Mike Daniels. I'd be safe. He would take care of three guys

Here is Vandervelde's - A: Definitely Mike Daniels... He's definitely a very intense, physical guy.

 

[whammer33024]

http://www.hawkeyenation.com/forum/football/12319-mike-daniels-must-badass.html

 

[clicheusername3]

Sounds like Mike Daniels doesn't have a problem with full on kicks to the face when the opponent is down...and that is the kind of guy I would like in the dark alley. I personally have had the opportunity to do this on two occasions and have not been able to pull the trigger...

 

[HawkLyfe]

Donahue.

 

[DaDynasty]

Donahue.

+1... his skin tone would light up the whole alley.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Does it have to be an Iowa guy? Cuz I'd like to have a coked up Lawrence Taylor...before he turned into a child rapin' hooker purchaser, I mean...

 

[DuffMan]

Donahue.

Don't dismiss the usefullness of a foot to the balls in a street fight.

 

[HawkeyeShane]

Don't dismiss the usefullness of a foot to the balls in a street fight.

This.

 

[DaDynasty]

Don't dismiss the usefullness of a foot to the balls in a street fight.

Or a human flashlight

 

[whammer33024]

my balls just twinged a little thinking about that donahue boot to the balls...eesh

 

[HawkeyeShane]

How far would Donahue kick your balls if given the chance?

5 feet...

1 foot upwards, then a 4 foot fall, straight down to the ground...

 

[HawkLyfe]

Ferentz should start a new program anyone arrested gets a kick in the junk from Donahue.

 

[big10fan]

Ferentz should start a new program anyone arrested gets a kick in the junk from Donahue.

talk about scared straight!

 

[ThunderHawk]

Ferentz should start a new program anyone arrested gets a kick in the junk from Donahue.

Roshambo.

 

[clim33]

Quote:
Originally Posted by HawkLyfe
Ferentz should start a new program anyone arrested gets a kick in the junk from Donahue.

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