I know you're joking, obviously, but I always call for a run by the other team anytime he enters the game. It is almost eerie how something bad happens immediately upon Brommer's entrance into the game, like a cold breeze accompanies him whenever he enters a room.
He always gives it his all, but unfortunately an offensive foul, push off, or fumbled pass on the pick and roll will soon be rearing their ugly faces upon any WWE style entrance by the Big Bad Brommer.
