What the Iowa team needs in order to compete

[austinhawk]

Someone needs to grow a beard. Ive been watching all the grown man childs playing for Michigan State, Kentucky etc. They got guys that look like they played for the Flint Tropics or someother ABA team. They look like 47 year old men. The Hawks look like watching Fresh Prince of Bellaire meets Mayberry. Where's our tude? What would Aaron White look like with a beard? Oh wait, Amish Mafia. Giseel could probably grow a soul patch. Woody not so much. Now, Olesani could grow a Reggie Evans Beard. Marble? Bad ***. ( I could see Marble going ala Harden) . Sapp knows Magic Johnson. He gets it!

Lets put some attitude in this team. It's going to be a fun ride!

 

[MisterLucky]

McCabe needs to go full Duck Dynasty!

 

[PalmettoHawkFan]

no beards

prison tats all around

 

[PalmettoHawkFan]

woody and mccabe need SOA opie and otto makeovers. gesell needs to jax himself up.

 

[MiniMoeHawk]

it's all about the guy with an afro and a headband