Gotta love the Clone trolls...let's grade his checklist
1. Pick out an obvious Clone screen name because it's too hard to think of a good one that will cloak my identity til I have them fooled: Check
2. Mention that Iowa is the Hawkeye State by slamming non-alumni fans because only someone who spent 100 gr and 6 years in Ames could possibly love any of ISU's teams: Check
3. Giggle like a school girl as I type my troll message, hiding the fact that I'm crying on the inside because my AD hasn't figured it out: Check
4. Flame away!: Check
5. Go back to Jamie Pollard shrine and grab another scoop of BS and gladly eat it...again: Check
Dude, add in extra credit for the content...A freakin' ++ ! Bravo sir!