Tristan Wirfs Still Has It

Damn.....

I need assistance crawling out of a pool

Gasping for The Lord's Blessed Air

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First time I ever got stung was getting out of a swimming pool. I was probably seven or eight. I put my hands on the ladder railing like I have done thousands of times...and the son of a bitch was on the underside of the ladder. Got me right between the index and middle finger.

Maybe I should have learned to simply jump out the pool. Tristan makes it look easy enough.
 
Dude would make one helluva surfer with that balance! That work on his toes is just stunning.
 
Maybe the Bucs need to just give him the fucking ball at the goal line and watch him fly over the line for a score.
Yeah to say he has some useful skills like that would be an understatement. The dude isn't slow either i think he ran a 4.8 something 40. There's some TEs and LBs hell probably safetys that don't run that fast. He's absolutely an all around freak of an athlete.
 
First time I ever got stung was getting out of a swimming pool. I was probably seven or eight. I put my hands on the ladder railing like I have done thousands of times...and the son of a bitch was on the underside of the ladder. Got me right between the index and middle finger.

Maybe I should have learned to simply jump out the pool. Tristan makes it look easy enough.


Damn good thing it wasn't a Murder Hornet or an Executioner Wasp.....

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Or an Executioner Wasp

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Although they do sport The Black and Gold

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He’s a freak athlete I think we all got it at this point. Can he protect the G.O.A.T with Cameron Jordan bull rushing him 3rd and 6, late in the 4th, with the NFC South on line?

I like TW, I like his story, but it is money time now I need to see how his freakish athleticism translates into the NFL.
 
Damn good thing it wasn't a Murder Hornet or an Executioner Wasp.....

STUNG-by-a-GIANT-HORNET-416x260.jpeg


Or an Executioner Wasp

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Although they do sport The Black and Gold

:cool:
Naw, it was just a god-damned yellow jacket.

I got stung by a wasp on the job today, got me on the shoulder right through my shirt as he flew away. I hadn't been stung since I attended the cranberry festival in Warrens Wisconsin over ten years ago.
 
those moves by Wirfs are like superhuman powers. when does he join the Avengers?
 
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