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STLhawkeye20

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How to beat Iowa


By STLHawkeye


1) Take away Uthoff
2) Take away Jok
3) Make a few WIDE OPEN ******* THREES that Iowa complacently gives up

Game over.
 
You forgot:

4. Play them in February or March, when Fran's sphincter gets tight and he has no idea how to coach.
 
It is actually:

1) Play very physical with Iowa

That is all you have to do. Jok doesn't like it, Uthoff doesn't like it, and it takes them out of their games. The only player we have that can play physical is Woody.
 
It is actually:

1) Play very physical with Iowa

That is all you have to do. Jok doesn't like it, Uthoff doesn't like it, and it takes them out of their games. The only player we have that can play physical is Woody.

You're right. I guess this is an essential corollary to taking away Jok and Uthoff.
 
Carrying the team to...what? Close wins over Minnesota? BAD losses to PSU and Wisconsin? Jok was visibly frustrated in the second half.

Yep, Becky was on Jok like Niang on a Mountaineer's wang.....it really threw his game off.
 
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It is actually:

1) Play very physical with Iowa

That is all you have to do. Jok doesn't like it, Uthoff doesn't like it, and it takes them out of their games. The only player we have that can play physical is Woody.

All you have to do is break the rules.
 
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