[FONT="]I wrote up a little tribute to Kyle Orton a few years back, so thought I'd stick up for the Boss here.
With all apologies to the real Boss...
November Road (set to Thunder Road)
The final whistle slams[/FONT]
[FONT="]Stross’s arms wave[/FONT]
[FONT="]Like a vision McNutt slants through the green[/FONT]
[FONT="]With no time left to play[/FONT]
[FONT="]Dolph and Gary singing for the TD[/FONT]
[FONT="]Eight and 0 for the first time only[/FONT]
[FONT="]They just made you lose at home again[/FONT]
[FONT="]You can’t face bowl season at home again[/FONT]
[FONT="]Hawks will run zone read outside[/FONT]
[FONT="]Spartans you knew just what we were here for[/FONT]
[FONT="]You were scared and thinking [/FONT]
[FONT="]The Hawks weren’t good enough to score anymore[/FONT]
[FONT="]Hawks showed a little faith, there was magic in the night[/FONT]
[FONT="]Our Offense ain’t a beauty, but hey it’s all right[/FONT]
[FONT="]Good enough for one TD[/FONT]
[FONT="]You can roll-up your corners[/FONT]
[FONT="]And load-up the box[/FONT]
[FONT="]Run crosses with receivers[/FONT]
[FONT="]Rekick field goals that were blocked[/FONT]
[FONT="]Waste your summer training in vain[/FONT]
[FONT="]For a wrinkle that might beat the Hawks[/FONT]
[FONT="]Well we’re no 5-stars[/FONT]
[FONT="]That’s understood[/FONT]
[FONT="]We win by two points[/FONT]
[FONT="]Whether the competition is bad or good[/FONT]
[FONT="]With a chance to win the Big 10[/FONT]
[FONT="]Hey, we can do it again[/FONT]
[FONT="]If we open the playbook [/FONT]
[FONT="]And let Stanzi attack them through the air[/FONT]
[FONT="]The Rose Bowl Berth’s wide open[/FONT]
[FONT="]And this defense can take us anywhere[/FONT]
[FONT="]We’ve got 4 more games left to win[/FONT]
[FONT="]To make believers out of E-S-P-N[/FONT]
[FONT="]Climb in back[/FONT]
[FONT="]The Hawkeye Express is heading down the tracks[/FONT]
[FONT="]Oh, oh, Get Ready for the Boom![/FONT]
[FONT="]We’ll polish off Northwestern, make Kinnick East of the Shoe[/FONT]
[FONT="]Oh, oh, Rose Bowl game, oh BCS[/FONT]
[FONT="]The Bachelor’s lying out there letting his mouth run[/FONT]
[FONT="]Hey, I know he’s dumb, but we’ll change his mind with November’s run[/FONT]
[FONT="]Oh Dr Lou, sit tight, get it right[/FONT]
[FONT="]November Road[/FONT]
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[FONT="]We’ll we’ve got this QB[/FONT]
[FONT="]And he’s playing without his backs[/FONT]
[FONT="]He’s undefeated on the road[/FONT]
[FONT="]And continues to lead 4th quarter attacks[/FONT]
[FONT="]From Happy Valley to East Lansing[/FONT]
[FONT="]Through Pasadena to pick up The Ring[/FONT]
[FONT="]I know you’re hungry[/FONT]
[FONT="]For awards and for tokens[/FONT]
[FONT="]But this year of the Hawkeye[/FONT]
[FONT="]All the records ‘ll be broken[/FONT]
[FONT="]There were tears in the eyes[/FONT]
[FONT="]Of all the fans we’ve put away[/FONT]
[FONT="]They haunt the crusty old coach[/FONT]
[FONT="]In questions framed in his burned-out post-game exchange[/FONT]
[FONT="]Hawks fans screaming their names at night in the street[/FONT]
[FONT="]Their Rose Bowl hopes lie in rags at our feet[/FONT]
[FONT="]And as November slowly plays on[/FONT]
[FONT="]You see Hawkeye victories piling on[/FONT]
[FONT="]When you look at your chances they’re gone[/FONT]
[FONT="]It’s a conference full of losers[/FONT]
[FONT="]And we’re off to Pasadena to win[/FONT]