Taylor "Swift" Martinez

BaryGarta

BaryGarta

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So I think instead of T-Magic, this girlie man is in line for a nickname change to Taylor "Swift". Yeah, he's fast, but he plays more like a waif of a girl. Did you see this wimp on the sidelines after he tweaked his ankle? Yes, I'm sure that it hurt, and yes I know he had dealt with an ankle injury earlier, but his acting on the sidelines was the worst I've seen since Gigli. My goodness- every time the camera panned to him, he'd put a hurt look on that mug of his, spit, and then mouth a swear word. Tape an aspirin to it, Swift. Your team needed you but you didn't want any more of that U Dub Defense that was crushing you with three man rushes. Any Sker fan that thinks their arrival in the big ten will be easier than the week to week pudding fest in the Big 12 north is more delusional than typical. I for one can't wait for the tail beatings to begin!
 


I agree, the lil red weeny wagon is a physical team compared to other big 12 teams. However, they're going to get beat up physically 8 weeks in a row next year. Their only week to recover may be against Minny unless they flip a miracle. No way will Tswift make it injury free through all 8 weeks running the option. I'll literally root for the weeny wagons opponent every week!!
 


Going by this year, he may be injury prone like his dad. I'm thinking he might transfer. Husker fans say he seems disconnected from the rest of the team, and not respected. Many of them are already hoping for a new, wunderkind savior to arrive.
 


MoseSchrute said:
Going by this year, he may be injury prone like his dad. I'm thinking he might transfer. Husker fans say he seems disconnected from the rest of the team, and not respected. Many of them are already hoping for a new, wunderkind savior to arrive.
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And we think Iowa has offensive issues! Who'd want to take snaps behind that porous offensive line and get crushed over and over again, and just when it's fourth down and you think you are done getting crushed, you get to the sidelines where the flying Pelini Brothers go all pro wrestling on you.

I did read posts over on the Neb site saying that no one seems to like T-Swift, especially his roomie.

Quality stuff.
 


He can't throw to save his life. It took them long enough, but teams realized that all he could do is run off the edge an option keeper. If you get ahead of Neb, I don't think they can come back by throwing the ball.
 






BaryGarta said:
So I think instead of T-Magic, this girlie man is in line for a nickname change to Taylor "Swift". Yeah, he's fast, but he plays more like a waif of a girl. Did you see this wimp on the sidelines after he tweaked his ankle? Yes, I'm sure that it hurt, and yes I know he had dealt with an ankle injury earlier, but his acting on the sidelines was the worst I've seen since Gigli. My goodness- every time the camera panned to him, he'd put a hurt look on that mug of his, spit, and then mouth a swear word. Tape an aspirin to it, Swift. Your team needed you but you didn't want any more of that U Dub Defense that was crushing you with three man rushes. Any Sker fan that thinks their arrival in the big ten will be easier than the week to week pudding fest in the Big 12 north is more delusional than typical. I for one can't wait for the tail beatings to begin!
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You've already shown that you don't know much about football, obviously you've never suffered a high ankle sprain. Those take weeks, sometimes months to fully heal and are extremely painful. That, and we have a bad qb coach/OC who will hopefully be looking for new employment soon (along with a couple others).

Also, I wouldn't be pounding my chest about the Big 10. The last I checked, one of the co-champs got waxed, another is stuggling with a mid-major right now, and the third has a bunch of cheaters on it.
 


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